While other, more "hep and happening" members of my band were hanging out with rock stars and Red Sox at the Hot Stove benefit last night, I was rocking the living room couch for perhaps the greatest hour ever broadcast on television: VH1's premiere of the fourth season of The Surreal Life. Broadcast television has finally reached its apogee, friends.
In the first hour of The Surreal Life, Chyna got drunk and slurry and stole Mini-Me's mini-sized room. Then, a chick from America's Next Top Model got naked and had sushi served on her... and Mini-Me fondled her nipples. Finally, Mini-Me got ridiculously drunk, fondled Peter Brady's face and then pissed on the floor as Da Brat (who was da horrified) looked on. Quite frankly, I can't think of an hour of my life that I've spent where I was so completely satisfied. And this was just the first episode! Hooray for me!
Just when VH1 had beaten me into submission, it was the premiere of Strange Love with Bridgitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav. I quit the band. I'm never leaving my house again. Flavor FLAAAAAAAV!
In the first hour of The Surreal Life, Chyna got drunk and slurry and stole Mini-Me's mini-sized room. Then, a chick from America's Next Top Model got naked and had sushi served on her... and Mini-Me fondled her nipples. Finally, Mini-Me got ridiculously drunk, fondled Peter Brady's face and then pissed on the floor as Da Brat (who was da horrified) looked on. Quite frankly, I can't think of an hour of my life that I've spent where I was so completely satisfied. And this was just the first episode! Hooray for me!
Just when VH1 had beaten me into submission, it was the premiere of Strange Love with Bridgitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav. I quit the band. I'm never leaving my house again. Flavor FLAAAAAAAV!
4 Comments:
i met flavor flav a few years ago at the river rave..he went on and on about my shirt(red with LOVE in silver glitter)..he said that love is all the world really needs and makes the world go round..and i'm an amazing person for wearing such a shirt to prove that..
i couldn't sleep last nite..and i caught a rerun of this at about 1am..i laughed so hard i cried(and i needed a good laugh)..i'm calling it now..next season of "strange love"= christopher knight and vern troyer(aka Peter Brady and Mini-Me)
According to the previews, Peter Brady is going to get with America's Next Top Model. This is, in a word, awesome. I love you VH1!!
this is true..but the previews can be misleading..
but yeah...i've never laughed so hard as when i did while watching that show..especially the naked night ride..the brady carrying him to bed..and him being shitty on the balcony and almost falling off..haha..oh..it's on again today at 4..i'm making my sister watch it with me..
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