Christ on a cracker, it's cold out there today. Every time I step outside, I can feel my nipples plotting a revolution against me. I think the right one is the ringleader. He's always been the power hungry nipple. The left one is a little lazier, just along for the ride, looking for the bigger better deal. I think I need to employ a divide and conquer strategy to quell this little uprising before it gets out of hand.
But on to more pressing issues - the funniest conversation from Scamper rehearsal last night:
Mike: I saw the trailer for the third Star Wars movie. It looks pretty good - they brought Darth Vader back.
Keith: From Australia, where he lives now.
Me: He's like Brando - he lives on an island. He's all fat in a Hawaiian shirt with short white shorts and pasty legs.
Nate: And the mask, of course.
Anyway, I thought it was funny. Have a good weekend, Jedis.
But on to more pressing issues - the funniest conversation from Scamper rehearsal last night:
Mike: I saw the trailer for the third Star Wars movie. It looks pretty good - they brought Darth Vader back.
Keith: From Australia, where he lives now.
Me: He's like Brando - he lives on an island. He's all fat in a Hawaiian shirt with short white shorts and pasty legs.
Nate: And the mask, of course.
Anyway, I thought it was funny. Have a good weekend, Jedis.
5 Comments:
I don't think Darth would have been as intimidating if he were voiced by Brando.
Don't even start with nipples! You have no idea what mine are going through.
>Have a good weekend, Jedis.
In our ongoing battle of being the bigger Grammar Douche, I'll point out that the plural of Jedi is, in fact, Jedi.
You can't correct grammar on the word Jedi. It's not a real fucking word, you geek.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jedi -play nice boys.
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