Snow, snow, snow - blah blah blah. I'm getting tired of writing about the snow. If whomever is in charge of blessing us with this snowy goodness could please stop, that'd be just peachy. In fact, it'd probably be cool if you took February and at least half of March off. You know, just to give yourself a break.
In absence of another bitch session about the weather, today I offer a new feature in the journal - Scamper SecretsTM. In this segment, I hope to offer little tidbits and hidden emotional scars of your favorite power pop quartet.
For example, did you know that as children, all three of the non-Brendo Scamperinos had superhero alter-egos? It's true. I wouldn't make something like that up.
In fact, let's make a little game out of it. Match the member of Scamper with the childhood superhero alter-ego. Winner gets a smooch at the next Scamper show*.
1) Nate
2) Mike
3) Keith
a) The Exaggerator
b) No Prob Natebo
c) Chase Caruso
* Brendan reserves the right to not smooch you if you're male or gross.
In absence of another bitch session about the weather, today I offer a new feature in the journal - Scamper SecretsTM. In this segment, I hope to offer little tidbits and hidden emotional scars of your favorite power pop quartet.
For example, did you know that as children, all three of the non-Brendo Scamperinos had superhero alter-egos? It's true. I wouldn't make something like that up.
In fact, let's make a little game out of it. Match the member of Scamper with the childhood superhero alter-ego. Winner gets a smooch at the next Scamper show*.
1) Nate
2) Mike
3) Keith
a) The Exaggerator
b) No Prob Natebo
c) Chase Caruso
* Brendan reserves the right to not smooch you if you're male or gross.
12 Comments:
Those superhero alter-egos are made up. Couldn't you come up with some real dirt? Even I can do better than that.
yeah..i was gonna say that, obviously, that idea didn't go over too well..
I swear to what you people call God that I'm not making those up. Those are real childhood alter-egos.
Too scared to play, ladies? Or two scared to get smooched by the Brendosaurus?
I gotta vouch for Brendo here. Completely and utterly true.
Sad, but true.
well..i don't know what's more sad nate..
-you admitting the names are true
or
-the fact that i'm betting you were No Prob Natebo
hahaha..it's even sadder if that was NOT you..
i'm gonna guess keith was chase caruso and mike was the exaggerator..or the other way around..
She hedged her bets... but we have a winner. Stacy got it right:
Nate was No Prob Natebo
Mike was the Exaggerator
Keith was Chase Caruso
Congratulations! Games are fun!
woo hoo! i won!
you are all pathetic LOSERS!!!!
haha..sorry i had to..
Great, I learned something new about my husband! Got any more for me, Brendo?
To be fair, No-Prob Natebo wasn't so much a superhero as he was a counselor.
No-Prob threw in the towel when I hit puberty and realized I didn't know anything.
In good time, my dear. I have a limited number of smooches to dole out (13 left over from 2004 and only 37 scheduled for the new year).
nate..i think you should stop while..well..you weren't really ahead to begin with..i guess..just go with the superhero..it's a little less lame than saying "when i was 9 i had this alter ego that was a counselor"..
Speaking of Joe, how come he never stop by here?
Does he think he's too good for us?
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