Before I get started with today's journal - does anyone know where I put my keys? This morning, I woke up and they were gone. I've never lost my keys in my life. Any suggestions?
Okay, now it's shameless whoring time. This Saturday night, your favorite Scamperdoodles are performing at O'Brien's in Allston. This is good for you because you are extremely old and decrepit. You don't go out on weeknights anymore because they run back-to-back episodes of Diagnosis: Murder and Touched By An Angel on PAX and you just can't peel yourself away from the good, righteous TV.
This is good for us because O'Brien's is literally pissing distance from our rehearsal space. Less time loading out means more time for us to party the night away with you. If you have plans, cancel them. See you there. And bring my keys if you've got them.
Okay, now it's shameless whoring time. This Saturday night, your favorite Scamperdoodles are performing at O'Brien's in Allston. This is good for you because you are extremely old and decrepit. You don't go out on weeknights anymore because they run back-to-back episodes of Diagnosis: Murder and Touched By An Angel on PAX and you just can't peel yourself away from the good, righteous TV.
This is good for us because O'Brien's is literally pissing distance from our rehearsal space. Less time loading out means more time for us to party the night away with you. If you have plans, cancel them. See you there. And bring my keys if you've got them.
13 Comments:
and say (a day late) happy birthday to me!
I thought it was tomorrow.
Oh wait, never mind. You said that SATURDAY would be a day late. I get it now. Duhhhhh.
you're really so smart sometimes...it just amazes me
I know where your keys are. Check inside Joe's mancunt!
And happy early birthday, Stacy!
thanks alena!
It's not Stacy's birthday. It's my birthday!
-Tony
Well, happy birthday Mr. Tony.
Did you find your keys yet?
I did find my keys. They were inside [insert funny body part] of [insert member of Scamper/random person with whom Brendan went to high school].
I love mad libs.
>They were inside INTESTINE of MARC RODERICK.
Did you know there used to be online mad libs on the scampernet? Very hip.
-K
And they lived in a section called "ballyhoo."
ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL, BITCHES.
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