Even though she ruined the surprise yesterday by being a shameless, self-promoting birthday whore, I have some good news for you all: today is Stacy's birthday. For all y'all who don't know, Stacy is Scamper's #1 fan, sometimes merch girl and overall bubbly and sexy rock chick. So happy birthday from Scamper, girl (sorry - woman).
In honor of her birthday, I'll share with you all the funniest conversation I've had with Stacy in our short, but fruitful relationship:
Me: So how old are you now?
Stacy: 22.
Me: Oh my God. I'm old enough to be your father.
Stacy: No, I'm old enough to be your mother.
Me: How exactly does that work?
Stacy: Science. And time travel.
So I hereby open up the floor for everyone to say nice things about Stacy on her birthday. Have at it, kids. And if you want to buy her a drink at the show at O'Brien's tomorrow night, I get a 10% cut of all beverages.
In honor of her birthday, I'll share with you all the funniest conversation I've had with Stacy in our short, but fruitful relationship:
Me: So how old are you now?
Stacy: 22.
Me: Oh my God. I'm old enough to be your father.
Stacy: No, I'm old enough to be your mother.
Me: How exactly does that work?
Stacy: Science. And time travel.
So I hereby open up the floor for everyone to say nice things about Stacy on her birthday. Have at it, kids. And if you want to buy her a drink at the show at O'Brien's tomorrow night, I get a 10% cut of all beverages.
8 Comments:
Happy birthday to the nicest and the cutest Scamper fan ever!
Although, I'd hate to burst anyone's bubble, but Stacy is not Scamper's #1 fan. I am!
So happy birthday to the #2 fan! :)
Family members don't count. They have to love us - it's the law.
Family members don't count? Don't make me kick your ass, Brendan!
I was a fan of their music before Keith and I were even going out. Why does my fan status decrease because I married one of the members? Maybe I married him because of the music. Have you ever thought of that?
actually brendan..i heard the story of how they met enough times now to realize..it really was the fact that she only wanted to get into scamper shows free..cause she was going broke otherwise...
and i'm scamper's #3 fan..i'm giving the #2 spot to Jason..even though he's family..he totally loves them more than me..you all know it..
-oh..and thanks for the birthday wish, dad...
Happy birthday Stacy! Congrats on the one year anniversary of your being able to legally drink (which makes me happy, because I didn't promote your underage indulgence at our parties, although now I'm all for it - get drunk on your birthday, girl!) Looking forward to seeing you this weekend!!!
actually, steph. stacy was in attendance at the first arlington party -- at which time she was underage.
that is quite true..but i can safely say i was FAR from underage tonite..haha..
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