I hope all my little pixies had a fun, drunken and safe New Year's Eve and that you're all still alive and kicking.
They say that how you spend New Year's Day will determine how your entire year goes. So I thought I'd kick the year off to a good start by driving home to the Moms and Dads' and having a nice, wholesome New Year's lunch, thus ensuring that 2005 will be a year of love, family and other people buying me lunch.
Unfortunately, my plan hit a snag when my right rear tire blew just as I was coming off the highway. Luckily, I was close enough to roll into my parents' driveway. Unluckily, my dad dropped a very heavy jack on his foot. So instead of a nice relaxing free lunch with the 'rents, I spent the afternoon watching my dad ice his big toe. Not good times.
Oh, and then Joe and Sarah dragged me to National Treasure which is a steaming pile of Jerry Turdheimer. So by all accounts, my 2005 should include plenty of flat tires, swollen digits and Nicolas Cage. So that's something.
But don't let the first week of YOUR New Year reek of suckitude. No, no - it should reek of awesomeness. Check us out at TT the Bear's this Wednesday with Kay Hanley. Last time I checked (granted, it was last week or so), there were still tickets available. Hope to see you there (that's the metaphorical you, not you specifically).
They say that how you spend New Year's Day will determine how your entire year goes. So I thought I'd kick the year off to a good start by driving home to the Moms and Dads' and having a nice, wholesome New Year's lunch, thus ensuring that 2005 will be a year of love, family and other people buying me lunch.
Unfortunately, my plan hit a snag when my right rear tire blew just as I was coming off the highway. Luckily, I was close enough to roll into my parents' driveway. Unluckily, my dad dropped a very heavy jack on his foot. So instead of a nice relaxing free lunch with the 'rents, I spent the afternoon watching my dad ice his big toe. Not good times.
Oh, and then Joe and Sarah dragged me to National Treasure which is a steaming pile of Jerry Turdheimer. So by all accounts, my 2005 should include plenty of flat tires, swollen digits and Nicolas Cage. So that's something.
But don't let the first week of YOUR New Year reek of suckitude. No, no - it should reek of awesomeness. Check us out at TT the Bear's this Wednesday with Kay Hanley. Last time I checked (granted, it was last week or so), there were still tickets available. Hope to see you there (that's the metaphorical you, not you specifically).
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If it was wonderfully ironic that Nick Cage played the anti- action-movie hero in Adaptation, what does it mean now when he goes right back to the cash cow? Brendan, what does it mean?
It means Disney writes a hell of a check.
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