Happy Valentine's Day, chimpanzees. If you know me at all, you can probably predict how I feel about this farce of a "holiday," but I hope at least some of you are enjoying your societally pressured displays of affection while the rest of us look at your faux-happy romantic dinners with a combination of pity, derision, jealousy and overall itchiness.
As for me, I avoided the whole "loneliness" problem by kidnapping Keith's baby late last night:
I plan on raising him to lead my unholy army of pickpockets. He's got little hands, you see.
As for me, I avoided the whole "loneliness" problem by kidnapping Keith's baby late last night:
I plan on raising him to lead my unholy army of pickpockets. He's got little hands, you see.
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wait, wait, wait. are you picking keith and alena to spawn replacement brendo? i thought we had that assignment on lock.
in other news, what a wittle babycakins! i wuv him. nice job, guys.
yeah well..i'm still his girlfriend
jason's...not your's..obviously
Yours doesn't take an apostrophe.
Sorry, I had to.
sorry momentary slip...it was possessive..and i was distracted by the baby..
you know i'm usually good for my grammar and punctuation...
I actually only mentioned it because you did the same thing in a myspace comment to me, so it seemed to be running rampant. I felt the need to nip it in the bud.
wow i did..
fuck it i was homeschooled and had to get my GED..i'm damn near retarded..i'm doing the best i can
We have strict intelligence requirements for posting on my journal. I'm sorry - "damn near retarded" just doesn't cut it.
You need to be at least full-on retarded.
Man, I have seen some shameless tactical cuteness in my time, but Brendan, really, for shame...
I've been exposed. Damn.
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