This weekend, I am trotting down to the Big Apple for Greeber's bachelor party. Some predictions:
- Going into the weekend, there was some question as to whether Jordan would actually be able to attend, due to a previous girlfriend-related commitment. Prediction: Jordan will show up, but will be wearing a flowered skirt and a tampon in his vagina.
- If history is any indication, I will - when approached by an unattractive stripper - slap a dollar in front of Pete and say "It's his birthday." Pete will then respond with "For your birthday, remind me to get you a root canal."
- While eating a pastrami on rye from Katz's Deli, Joe will visibly orgasm, ruining everyone else's dining experience.
- Eric the best man will start out the evening as a responsible adult and end it as a quivering ball of infantile human flesh. It will be, in a word, hilarious.
- Gordon's right nipple will never feel the same again.
- I will feel gross for about four and a half weeks.
I'll let you know how it all turns out on Tuesday. Have a nice long weekend, and don't forget about Nate at the Abbey tonight.
- Going into the weekend, there was some question as to whether Jordan would actually be able to attend, due to a previous girlfriend-related commitment. Prediction: Jordan will show up, but will be wearing a flowered skirt and a tampon in his vagina.
- If history is any indication, I will - when approached by an unattractive stripper - slap a dollar in front of Pete and say "It's his birthday." Pete will then respond with "For your birthday, remind me to get you a root canal."
- While eating a pastrami on rye from Katz's Deli, Joe will visibly orgasm, ruining everyone else's dining experience.
- Eric the best man will start out the evening as a responsible adult and end it as a quivering ball of infantile human flesh. It will be, in a word, hilarious.
- Gordon's right nipple will never feel the same again.
- I will feel gross for about four and a half weeks.
I'll let you know how it all turns out on Tuesday. Have a nice long weekend, and don't forget about Nate at the Abbey tonight.
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yeah..i deleted my comment..i wasn't paying attention..what else is new..
Damn -- I was hoping that "the author" meant the blogger author, The Amazing Brendo. That would have meant Stacy had said something in her original comment that *offended* *Brendo*, which I didn't think was possible. Then we could have discussed the controversy all day. Oh well.
no he did..that was sarcastic..why would i delete my own comment?
I don't believe you.
what did Unitard say?? I want to know!
Unitard made some tasteless remarks about my breasts. I won't have that smut on my journal!
it's not my fault they sag..among other things..
Brendan's tits have really firmed up, he's been pumping iron lately you know. Oh gosh, can I say tits out here. Wait I just said tits again... and again. Now I'm thinkign about tits... and now saying it gain. Man the FCC's really going to kick my ass. Oh shit, can I say ass, or shit for that matter. Well fucked if I know.
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