Many things are afoot in the Scamper camp as we approach our March residency at the Abbey Lounge in the SVille. What? You hadn't heard about the residency? I pity you, ignorant foo'.
In the meantime, my friend Brian in LA posed the following question to me via email and I'm racking my brain for the answer:
"What would you rather fuck: a mermaid (hot female on top, fish on bottom) or a reverse mermaid (fish on top, hot female on bottom)?"
Personally, it would all depend on the state of the mermaid's vagina (scales? no scales?). But on first instinct, I think I'd have to go with the regular old mermaid, because at least there's a woman's face, breasts, etc. If you're fucking a reverse mermaid, I don't care what wacky position you manage to get her in - there's no disguising the fact that you're fucking a fish. Maybe some of you could live with that the next morning, but I don't think I could.
Any thoughts?
In the meantime, my friend Brian in LA posed the following question to me via email and I'm racking my brain for the answer:
"What would you rather fuck: a mermaid (hot female on top, fish on bottom) or a reverse mermaid (fish on top, hot female on bottom)?"
Personally, it would all depend on the state of the mermaid's vagina (scales? no scales?). But on first instinct, I think I'd have to go with the regular old mermaid, because at least there's a woman's face, breasts, etc. If you're fucking a reverse mermaid, I don't care what wacky position you manage to get her in - there's no disguising the fact that you're fucking a fish. Maybe some of you could live with that the next morning, but I don't think I could.
Any thoughts?
5 Comments:
Fishfucker.
the little mermaid had an awesome soundtrack.."under the sea".."kiss the girl".."part of your world"
you could sing to her and be all
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
and i'll pop up on the side of the rock or whatever you're fucking her/it on and do the "wah wah wah waaahhh"s and the "woah-oo-woah"s
it'll be a magical moment either way..i'm sure
I'd have to agree with you on that one, Brendo. Face is a cruicial element to fucking. And if the mermaid vagina is not to your liking, at least you always have the mouth.
God, I really hope Keith's mom doesn't read this.
"And if the mermaid vagina is not to your liking, at least you always have the mouth." - Alena
That might be my favorite thing that has ever been posted on this journal.
Some clarification from Brian:
"as for the mermaid vagina, my cousin claims that the fishcunt is not at all
pleasant to put your dick into. it won't shear the skin off your cock or
anything, but it's scaly and perhaps even rash-inducing (in other words,
it's not at all like fucking the mouth of a catfish, which can be quite
pleasant now and again). but i'll still take the scaly vagina and the hot
upper body. i mean, the upper body looks like nicole kidman or something --
a hotter nicole kidman, and not the alabaster frigid one on screen. i'm
sure i could get off looking her in the face while my dick is in some fish
hole. but if you take the other thing, you're staring in the face of a
fucking monster -- a giant fish. i mean, if putting your dick in a human
vagina is the crucial element, then why not just fuck an 800 pound woman
with two teeth? i'm sure the pussy feels pretty similar to nicole kidman's
and she might even be better to look at than the giant fish head. (but the
fish head is good for laugh/stories.) i'm sticking with the traditional
mermaid.
but in response to your friend alena: no mouth fucking. that makes the
question too easy. we'd all love a blowjob from a mermaid (as if you didn't
know that from my personalized coffee mugs, refrigerator magnets, bumper
stickers, and tattoos)."
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