For those about to rock, we salute you.

Tomorrow night is the fifth and final week of the Scamper residency at the Abbey Lounge. We're fixing to go out with a bizzidy bang, as Raymond and Max Heinegg & The Nervous will be joining us for a blistering night of rock music and ancient Polish folk dancing.

For me, it's going to be a little sad to see the residency end, as those wonderful nights at the Abbey have been the stuff of which lifetime memories are made. Who could forget...

... week one, in which Jason Halogen jumped up on stage with us during "Wait Wait," leading to an impromptu 20-minute UFC-style shoot fight between he and Mike Mirabella? I'm sad to say that despite Mike's power advantage, Jason took the judge's cards by a score of 85-81. Robbery!

... week two, in which Keith actually mathematically solved the Brett Rosenberg Problem? It turned out that the answer was simply "pi r to the third power with a side order of creamed corn." That Keith - he's a mathematical genius. And you all laughed at him for bringing his protractor on stage with him every week.

... week three, in which Nate fought off the pangs of starvation by eating 2 and a half members of the Nonfamous?

... week four, in which Fooled By April and Orange Park finally succumbed to the passion that dare not speak its name and had a massive 8-way guy-on-guy tickle fight?

Memories... light the corner of my mind...

So does anyone else have any recollections from the residency? Sharing: it's not just for losers anymore.