Dear Hello Kitty Diary,
OMG!!!! Last night was the first night of the Scamper residency and it was hella kewl!!!!! I heart all the bands so much. They're all...
2 kewl
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The first band was Furvis and they were totally dreamy and rockin!!!!1111 When I first saw them, my instinct was to check their IDs (not only to see how old they were, but to peek at their home addresses - I think we could totally be best friends, if they'd just give me a chance!!!!). But once they started playing, I totally checked myself before I wrecked myself and stapled my butt to the chair of my soul. I haven't been that excited since that time in October when I thought I saw one of the Olsen twins at the piercing pagoda at the mall (it turned out to be a Halloween skeleton decoration). I mean, they were that good!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Then, the Valhalla Kittens came out and blew my Paris Hilton collection signature panties right out the dizzoor!!! I couldn't believe how pretty and glamorous those girls are! They're totally my heroes... except for Drew Barrymore. I admire her sooooo much because she's a survivor and the second Charlie's Angels movie was totally underrated. Imagine Charlie's Angels 3 with the Valhalla Kittens as the Angels? Charlie's Kittens! OMGAJ!!!!! Make this happen, Hollywood!
Third, Scamper came on. Hmmm.... didn't care much for this one. It was a little cloying. Still, that drummer is wikkked hotttttt!!!!! :)
But who came to my rock rescue? The Halogens!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! They were so awesome heart heart heart smiley face with a side order of cutie pie! That Jason is so dreamy that he almost transcends dreaminess. I almost have to make up a new word for him, like creamy. Wait, that's already a word. How about breamy? Jason Dunn is totally breamy!!!! I totally heart that song he did about racquetballs. I'd like to see him on the racquetball court if you know what I'm saying.... and totally make out with him!!!! Heart heart heart smiley face poop!!
It was the greatest night of my life... until next week, I hope. I'm totally going back to the Abbey next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that!!!!!! OMGAJATHG!!!!!!
Oh, and I'm not sure, but I think I got my period. More later...
XOXOXOXO
Brendan
OMG!!!! Last night was the first night of the Scamper residency and it was hella kewl!!!!! I heart all the bands so much. They're all...
2 kewl
+2 be
------
4 gotten
The first band was Furvis and they were totally dreamy and rockin!!!!1111 When I first saw them, my instinct was to check their IDs (not only to see how old they were, but to peek at their home addresses - I think we could totally be best friends, if they'd just give me a chance!!!!). But once they started playing, I totally checked myself before I wrecked myself and stapled my butt to the chair of my soul. I haven't been that excited since that time in October when I thought I saw one of the Olsen twins at the piercing pagoda at the mall (it turned out to be a Halloween skeleton decoration). I mean, they were that good!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Then, the Valhalla Kittens came out and blew my Paris Hilton collection signature panties right out the dizzoor!!! I couldn't believe how pretty and glamorous those girls are! They're totally my heroes... except for Drew Barrymore. I admire her sooooo much because she's a survivor and the second Charlie's Angels movie was totally underrated. Imagine Charlie's Angels 3 with the Valhalla Kittens as the Angels? Charlie's Kittens! OMGAJ!!!!! Make this happen, Hollywood!
Third, Scamper came on. Hmmm.... didn't care much for this one. It was a little cloying. Still, that drummer is wikkked hotttttt!!!!! :)
But who came to my rock rescue? The Halogens!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! They were so awesome heart heart heart smiley face with a side order of cutie pie! That Jason is so dreamy that he almost transcends dreaminess. I almost have to make up a new word for him, like creamy. Wait, that's already a word. How about breamy? Jason Dunn is totally breamy!!!! I totally heart that song he did about racquetballs. I'd like to see him on the racquetball court if you know what I'm saying.... and totally make out with him!!!! Heart heart heart smiley face poop!!
It was the greatest night of my life... until next week, I hope. I'm totally going back to the Abbey next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that!!!!!! OMGAJATHG!!!!!!
Oh, and I'm not sure, but I think I got my period. More later...
XOXOXOXO
Brendan
10 Comments:
I think this entry just blew everyone away.
Brendan you are an evil genius.
Thanks, Kiefer.
For those of you scoring at home, "OMGAJATHG" stands for "Oh My God And Jesus And The Holy Ghost."
Wow, I'm totally turned-on right now. The horror.
can someone translate this one for me?
also...i would like to add..that if i ever find the fuckers who egged my back windshield last nite..i don't know what i'll do..but i'm sure it'll hurt or something..
You got egged? That's old school.
We should all get together and go egging. It'll be like the good old days. Who's with me?
maybe it's the same guys who egged joe and mcat on halloween junior year. but they were asking for it: how can one wear a costume of dorm room curtain cape, sherriff's badge, silver face makeup with black lipstick, and boing-y star headband and not get egged? statistical impossibility.
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Damn this blogger. Some days, it's just not worth it.
hmmm. what could brendo have said about joe's halloween costume that he felt so guilty about he had to take it back?
Actually, it was pretty innocuous. I just posted it accidentally 3 times and then deleted it accidentally 3 times. Fucking blogger.
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