Warm those credit cards up, because it's time for a serious Scamper shopping spree. Yesterday, Keith set up some new Scamper products on our Cafe Press page. There's some pretty cool apparel over there (I'm partial to the Scamper baseball jersey myself), but I was shocked to find a ringer t-shirt with our photo on it. I'm not going to lie - it freaked me out a little. I don't know - I've never had my picture on a shirt before, so I said to Keith, "Isn't that a little weird?"
Keith, being the wiseacre that he is, responded by creating two new items...
The BrendoBoxers:
and of course, the BrendoThong:
But here's the little fact that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Keith is out of his tree, batshit insane: these products are now actually available for sale. You can buy a pair of boxers or a thong with my fucking picture on the crotch.
I never thought I'd see the day. Purchase away, Mom.
Keith, being the wiseacre that he is, responded by creating two new items...
The BrendoBoxers:
and of course, the BrendoThong:
But here's the little fact that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Keith is out of his tree, batshit insane: these products are now actually available for sale. You can buy a pair of boxers or a thong with my fucking picture on the crotch.
I never thought I'd see the day. Purchase away, Mom.
5 Comments:
"This product is designed to fit juniors." My goodness gracious.
Makes a great First Communion/batmitzvah gift.
Thong tha thong thong thong-
You know I just bought one. How could I resist having you on my woo-hoo? I will wear it proudly and maybe even turn it inside out once in a while-grrr. Or maybe inside out and backwards. How does that suit you? Just the thought of that is getting me worked up.
Brendan, your huge Irish melon is on a thong!
Guys want to be you and women think they can change you!
I’m pretty sure it's safe to say you can retire after reaching such a pinnacle in your career.
Dawn,
I've said it once and I'll say it again: your marriage will NOT last.
I think you should save the BrendoThong to spring it on your man on your wedding night.
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