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Friday, April 29, 2005
Lots of happy happy to cover in today's journal, so let's just get to it:

- Congratulations to my friend Andy who finally made an honest woman out of his lovely long-time girlfriend Sarah. He took her on a trip to the most romantic city in the world, Paris... and then decided to pop the question the day they got back to their hovel in Brooklyn. Interesting strategy there, kid. But hey, it worked - she said yes. Good job, guys. (For those of you keeping score at home, here's the grand total of people in my life that aren't engaged: me, Keith's baby and the coffee mug I'm looking at on my desk right now... although I'm not sure how long that'll last the way it's being ogled by the stapler).

- Happy birthday to our boy Jon Gorey. Last night, I picked Jon up in one arm and the lovely Gina up in the other and shook them around as a sort of bizarre birthday celebration (hint: I'd had a couple of cocktails). This action had the tri-pronged effect of a) making them both very uncomfortable, b) making me feel like a big big man and c) throwing my back out. So happy birthday and thanks for throwing my back out, you fucking jerk.

- Yet another happy birthday to my friend Andrew Bujalski, the mind and talent behind the films Funny Ha Ha and Mutual Appreciation. He's off in New York today on a whirlwind media tour to promote the movie, so don't be offended if he pretends he doesn't know you. He's a big shot now.

- My condolensces to all of you who are going to miss tonight's Scamper show at the Middle East Upstairs with the Bon Savants, Jetlagger and Max Heinegg & the Nervous. You are a sad, pathetic lot and will die alone and unhappy. Sorry, but it's true. You should have come to the show.

Speaking of the show, my Rowdy Roddy Piper t-shirt has not yet arrived. I was hoping to wear it at the show tonight like a true nerd-faced loser-ass, but unless it comes today, I'm out of luck. But don't worry - I still plan on breaking a coconut over the head of "Superfly" Keith Michel. See you there - we're on early (around 10, I think), so don't miss it, ya pencil-necked geeks.


Blogger diggity said...


April 29, 2005 12:32 PM  
Blogger Brendan said...

George Cluney.

Makes sense, right?

April 29, 2005 12:46 PM  
Blogger keith said...

In honor of those two comments which made no sense to me, I present to you:

The Product-Idea Generator

April 29, 2005 1:14 PM  
Anonymous Madden said...

My favorite product idea thus far was: "It's a baseball cap that exists in five dimensions!"

Who wouldn't want that?

April 29, 2005 2:11 PM  
Blogger keith said...

I really can't recommend enough you all spending some time on this site.

"It's a pillow that speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones! It swears."

April 29, 2005 2:36 PM  
Blogger Brendan said...

Design #1547882477
It's like a normal wastepaper basket, but it uses captured Martian technology.


April 29, 2005 2:37 PM  
Blogger stacy said...

"It's a suppository that keeps drinks cold! It records memos."

thanks keith...i just threw up a bit..

i don't even want to know the memos it would end up recording..ewwwww

April 29, 2005 2:39 PM  
Blogger keith said...

"It's a waffle iron! It has a mind of its own!"

April 29, 2005 3:12 PM  
Blogger Alena said...

"It's a pillow that displays pornography! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds and squeaks."

Now that sounds like something Brendan can use.

April 29, 2005 3:48 PM  

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