You know what's not as much fun as people say it is? Lower back pain. My good goddamn my lower lumbars are screeeeeaming.
Just when I was getting all cocky about lifting weights, jogging and getting back into shape, my body gives me a not-so-subtle reminder of what a flabby pile of gristle I've been for the past two and a half decades. If anyone knows a good masseuse or someone who can illegally prescribe very powerful painkillers, give me a wingle.
In other news, the scampernet boards are alive with the sound of healthy debate and silliness. Yesterday's top two threads were "Is there a God?" and "Which is your favorite Scamper t-shirt?" Be sure to head over and weigh in on both pressing topics.
And yes, I've been pretty silent about the announcement in Joe's Diary about Fooled By April's last show. Rest assured, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings to share and will do so in due time (as soon as I sort through them all). But for now, I'll just say this: June 4 at the Paradise is going to be one hell of a show.
Just when I was getting all cocky about lifting weights, jogging and getting back into shape, my body gives me a not-so-subtle reminder of what a flabby pile of gristle I've been for the past two and a half decades. If anyone knows a good masseuse or someone who can illegally prescribe very powerful painkillers, give me a wingle.
In other news, the scampernet boards are alive with the sound of healthy debate and silliness. Yesterday's top two threads were "Is there a God?" and "Which is your favorite Scamper t-shirt?" Be sure to head over and weigh in on both pressing topics.
And yes, I've been pretty silent about the announcement in Joe's Diary about Fooled By April's last show. Rest assured, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings to share and will do so in due time (as soon as I sort through them all). But for now, I'll just say this: June 4 at the Paradise is going to be one hell of a show.
13 Comments:
you know what would be one hell of a show? You getting hit by a train and a monster truck at the same time.
Wow - that Anonymous guy really hates me.
That's the stupides idea for a show I've ever heard. Now a good show would be him getting his junk noshed off by a shark, then hit by a cigarette boat, the force of which would knock his head right off and up your ass anonymous!
You know what, other anonymous?
I hope when the monster truck hits this fucking dickhead it careens over and smacks your junk off your body, then does a u-turn and squashes you like an ant made of turds.
Wow original anonymous, that really hurt. But not as much as listening to this jackass whine about his back. I thought that girdle was supposed to support your back you girly jackass!
Hey hey - stop picking on me and start fighting with each other again.
Well I hate him more than a kick in the crotch from a broken crotch-kicking machine.
Anonymous 2, you are a bag of shit.
You know what? You remind of my old high school "friend" Madden who I pretended to like so I could scam on his sweet Cantoni bitch.
If you are him, I hope you get caught in a tornado.
i'll give you a backrub next time i see you...maybe pre-show on the 4th?
-stacy
OrigAnonamous you’re an ass faced ass clown!
You remind me of this guy Joe I knew in high school who I pretended to like so I could video tape Craft smacking him across the face with a big black dildo, which I could them use to blackmail him later on in life.
Oh shit!
Sequalanonymous I apologize and declare you the winner.
I hope Clarke dies...
That. Was. Awesome.
Finally, something we agree on.
Love,
George W. Bush (a.k.a Sequalanonymous)
Post a Comment
<< Home