About ten days ago, Joe tells me "You're the worst blogger ever," seemingly out of nowhere. I couldn't tell if he was just being his typical jerkhole "insult Brendan for no reason" self or whether the quality of my writing had gone down so much that, as a friend, he just had to say something. Then, the amount of hits and comments started to creep down and I started thinking - has the inevitable actually happened? Are people finally bored of me? Have they had enough of my daily dose of dick humor and have started spending their mornings doing something healthier and more productive than reading my journal, like ass calisthenics (they're like regular calisthenics, except with your ass)?

As it turns out, some of you that have been using bookmarks to reach me directly were unable to get to the updated site. You all probably thought I was inexplicably taking the last ten days off from blogging (probably because I was too busy with my ass calisthenics regimen). "What a jerk," you were thinking, "Brendan thinks he's better than us now. I hate him and will punch him in the throat next time I see him."

Well, fear not. Although I do think I'm better than you, Keith (who is better than all of us combined) has fixed the problem and your bookmarks should get you your fresh daily slice of Brendo pie once again.

And just in time - there's a big week in ScamperNation coming up. The Paradise show is a week from tomorrow. So go back and catch up so you're ready for some serious whoring. Have a great long weekend, all.