People, it's big ole shill time, so those of you who easily feel shame for others may want to turn your heads:

This morning, Scamper has released for public consumption "Wait Wait" - the latest single from our record Leave Your Glasses On. As of this moment, the song is available exclusively at our My Space page.

Why are we doing this? Well, it seems that some of you out there in cyberland don't have our record yet. What, as they say, the fuck? You come here to scamper.net every day, have a good hearty larf at my journal, maybe post a silly comment on the message board and go about your day. And yet, do you spend a single dollar to support Scamper? No! No you don't, you cheap bastards! You think well-crafted sugary power pop just magically appears under your pillow for free? And you think you can just take my big wheel and give to the poor kids? You're the worst parents ever! I didn't ask to be born! I hate you! I hate you!

Um... that was a little weird. Not sure what happened there. Okay, but seriously - we really want you to own Leave Your Glasses On. It's essential for your record collection, so we're also offering this super-awesome deal: with every purchase of the CD, you get a FREE Scamper t-shirt (while supplies last)! Free shit. Everyone loves free shit, right?

So be a pal - go to our store and buy a CD. And... I'm spent.