This weekend, I'm off to Western Massachusetts for the bachelor weekend of Pete a.k.a 12-Gauge. I expect it to be a classy, "wine and cheese" affair with no debauchery whatsoever. If there's one thing in this world that Pete Galea cannot stand, it's dirty, dirty whores. He hates them.

"Get those fake tits away from me!" he's been known to say on many occasions, "I don't love dirty whores more than life itself AT ALL!"

I'll have a semi-full, probably heavily-edited report of the good times on Monday. Until then, keep your dirty, filthy sluts away from Pete. He's just not interested, okay?