I'm still exhausted from Pete's bachelor weekend. Man, who thought blowing 12 guys would be that tiring? And that donkey was very ornery - made it a lot harder to keep a straight face when Gordon was in the bloody diaper.
Okay, it wasn't all that wild - but it was a lot of fun. The three best men (that's right, THREE!) did a tremendous job planning a bunch of events. The highlight certainly had to be the "Nerd Olympics." They dressed Pete up in a nerd outfit (all of the items which came from his own wardrobe, I'm sure) and made him do all sorts of Pete-tailored nerd events, such as:
- riding a unicycle
- decoding anagramed names of fantasy baseball players
- high level calculus
- doing a magic trick
- naming every KISS album in order (Pete, of course, aced this one)
Unsurprisingly, Pete proved himself to be quite a proficient nerd. The prize at the end of the event was provided by me: a copy of Latin Inches magazine. I've been going to so many bachelor parties lately that I've gotten really comfortable walking into a store and buying gay porn. Doesn't phase me at all anymore. So if anyone needs some good man-on-man literature, I'm your hook-up.
Tomorrow: strippers and why they seem to hate me so much.
Okay, it wasn't all that wild - but it was a lot of fun. The three best men (that's right, THREE!) did a tremendous job planning a bunch of events. The highlight certainly had to be the "Nerd Olympics." They dressed Pete up in a nerd outfit (all of the items which came from his own wardrobe, I'm sure) and made him do all sorts of Pete-tailored nerd events, such as:
- riding a unicycle
- decoding anagramed names of fantasy baseball players
- high level calculus
- doing a magic trick
- naming every KISS album in order (Pete, of course, aced this one)
Unsurprisingly, Pete proved himself to be quite a proficient nerd. The prize at the end of the event was provided by me: a copy of Latin Inches magazine. I've been going to so many bachelor parties lately that I've gotten really comfortable walking into a store and buying gay porn. Doesn't phase me at all anymore. So if anyone needs some good man-on-man literature, I'm your hook-up.
Tomorrow: strippers and why they seem to hate me so much.
7 Comments:
strippers don't hate you, they are just jealous that you are sexier than them, and there is nothing that they can do about it!
Male strippers don't count.
Can someone tell me why this band (my husband excluded) is so obsessed with gayness?
I don't think that's exclusive to our band - spend as many hours in a small room with 3 other sweaty men.
There's something just inherently gay about being in a band. When people ask me to describe it, I always come back to it being just like a relationship. We have ups and downs and learn to live with each others' quirks and the performance is like the sex - if it's good, it makes all the shit you put up with worth it.
It's okay that you're gay.
(my husband excluded)
Wrong.
(my husband excluded)
Wrong.
I don't get it.
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