Normally, I'm a strong believer in "what happens at the bar stays at the bar," but I have another story from the wedding weekend that's just too good to keep private:
After Joe and Sarah rode off on his motorcycle to cheers and well wishes, a bunch of us went out to a bar to celebrate their nuptials in their absence. Justice-of-the-Peace-for-a-day MCat rewarded himself for doing such a great job officiating the ceremony the way he rewards himself for everything: by getting silly drunk.
While we were at the bar, the slightly-slurring but always-handsome MCat got his swerve on with an exotic-looking young lady. Things seemed to be going well for him until she just suddenly up and walked away. I went over to MCat:
Me: Wha' happened?
MCat: I don't know. She just walked away.
Me: Well, what did you say?
MCat: Nothing. She was telling me that she was from Argentina and I started talking about the theory that Argentinians were involved in 9/11.
Me: Wow - she didn't like that? What a shocker.
MCat: (still oblivious) Yeah, I know.
Classic.
After Joe and Sarah rode off on his motorcycle to cheers and well wishes, a bunch of us went out to a bar to celebrate their nuptials in their absence. Justice-of-the-Peace-for-a-day MCat rewarded himself for doing such a great job officiating the ceremony the way he rewards himself for everything: by getting silly drunk.
While we were at the bar, the slightly-slurring but always-handsome MCat got his swerve on with an exotic-looking young lady. Things seemed to be going well for him until she just suddenly up and walked away. I went over to MCat:
Me: Wha' happened?
MCat: I don't know. She just walked away.
Me: Well, what did you say?
MCat: Nothing. She was telling me that she was from Argentina and I started talking about the theory that Argentinians were involved in 9/11.
Me: Wow - she didn't like that? What a shocker.
MCat: (still oblivious) Yeah, I know.
Classic.
3 Comments:
MCat's most successful move of the night consisted of taking women's pulses and telling them when they would get their period. That man is a genius.
i really have no idea what i was thinking or talking about. i also had an hour-long phone conversation with an ex-girlfriend who i'm still hopelessly in love with and with whom i haven't spoken in 6 months. the only thing i remember from said conversation is that she recently saw some sort of water fowl eat a frog. and i'm not too sure if that's what she even said. lay off the booze kids.
MCat is a walking advertisement for sobriety.
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