My mother always said I shouldn't talk to strange women in bars. Last night, she was proven right once again:
Strange woman: So - you're in a band, huh? What do you play?
Me: I play bass.
Strange woman: The bass player, eh? How does it feel to always get the pretty girl's best friend?
Me: Um... okay, I guess.
Do we think this is true, friends? Is there a specific instrument that gets all the broads? I'm talking in general - not so much in Scamper. Everyone knows that in Scamper, chicks almost exclusively dig the drummer.
Strange woman: So - you're in a band, huh? What do you play?
Me: I play bass.
Strange woman: The bass player, eh? How does it feel to always get the pretty girl's best friend?
Me: Um... okay, I guess.
Do we think this is true, friends? Is there a specific instrument that gets all the broads? I'm talking in general - not so much in Scamper. Everyone knows that in Scamper, chicks almost exclusively dig the drummer.
8 Comments:
I, personally, have slept with every bassist in Boston.
I can only speak for myself, but my past history suggests that I have a preferance for saxaphone and keyboard players.
fyi - playing trumpet in an orchestra gets you the pretty girl's grandma...
i'm totally keeping my mouth shut on this one.
both the topic at hand and steph's comment. ha.
Keyboard players are homos.
Unless they play keytars. Then, they're heteros.
That keytar player in the Click Five is at least bi.
strange woman, huh? i don't know about that. also, you misquoted me! it was more meant as a self-deprication. . . i'm a serial bassist dater.
If you're the hot girl's best friend, I'd pay good money to see the hot girl.
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