A conversation between Joe and me:
Me: I'm going to cut the brake lines on your motorcycle.
Joe: I will give you a hundred dollars if you can FIND the brake line.
Me: I think I can do it.
Joe: It's a complicated machine.
Me: So is my mind.
When I got home, I immediately took him up on his challenge. I didn't get it right away, but did manage to in fact correctly identify the brake line on my third attempt(for the record, it was the one attached to the hand brake).
Since I didn't get it on the first try, Joe wasn't compelled to give me the hundred dollars. But he did give me a consolation prize - a kick in the exhaust pipe. I can't wait until he leaves.
Me: I'm going to cut the brake lines on your motorcycle.
Joe: I will give you a hundred dollars if you can FIND the brake line.
Me: I think I can do it.
Joe: It's a complicated machine.
Me: So is my mind.
When I got home, I immediately took him up on his challenge. I didn't get it right away, but did manage to in fact correctly identify the brake line on my third attempt(for the record, it was the one attached to the hand brake).
Since I didn't get it on the first try, Joe wasn't compelled to give me the hundred dollars. But he did give me a consolation prize - a kick in the exhaust pipe. I can't wait until he leaves.
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Oh, and by "the exhaust pipe," I of course mean my penis.
Brendo identified the brake line on his third try.
There are three possible choices.
I wouldn't call that success.
I hope your Rochester friends aren't as dumb as me.
Jerk.
Brendo suks exhaust pipe.
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