This weekend, I was chatting with loyal and handsome Scamperooty-Tooty-Fresh-and-Fruity fan (we've really come up with a better nickname for our fans) Tony about the upcoming Beatles tribute show July 27 at the Abbey Lounge.
"Are you going to get Beatle haircuts?" he asked, handsomely.
"I actually kind of already have one," I responded lavisciously.
He looked at my head and responded perkily, "Yeah, you kind of do!"
And then we made out for 20 solid minutes. Okay, that last part didn't happen (it was really only about 10 minutes), but I realized midway through that the story was going nowhere and decided to spice it up a little.
Speaking of the Beatles show (July 27), do you know who's birthday it happens to fall on? That's right our own Mikey Mirabella. He'll be turning 13 and finally sprouting his own pubes (the ones he wears now are clip-on pubes). So after you come see us croon some early Beatles tunes at the Abbey, be sure to buy him some liquid libations, pat him on the back and blow him (ladies only - Tony and I tried to convert him, but no dice).
"Are you going to get Beatle haircuts?" he asked, handsomely.
"I actually kind of already have one," I responded lavisciously.
He looked at my head and responded perkily, "Yeah, you kind of do!"
And then we made out for 20 solid minutes. Okay, that last part didn't happen (it was really only about 10 minutes), but I realized midway through that the story was going nowhere and decided to spice it up a little.
Speaking of the Beatles show (July 27), do you know who's birthday it happens to fall on? That's right our own Mikey Mirabella. He'll be turning 13 and finally sprouting his own pubes (the ones he wears now are clip-on pubes). So after you come see us croon some early Beatles tunes at the Abbey, be sure to buy him some liquid libations, pat him on the back and blow him (ladies only - Tony and I tried to convert him, but no dice).
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Did that photographer that took 900 pictures of Tony that night get a shot of you two makin' out? That would be hot. Maybe it will make it into the Weekly Dig.
Maybe the cover!
There are some photos, but none of them are publishable.
Or is it "publishible"? I hate when I don't know how to spell a word.
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I would say something about how I was in the photos too, but I don't want to be associated with you guys anymore. I was so jealous.
On another note, I think we should change the name of our band from Scamper to The Clip-On Pubes.
That's the last time I make out with Brendo. Only Mikey from now on!
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