Hey kiddos. Sorry about last Friday - Blogger apparently had another meltdown.
I forgot to mention last week that I'm hella-excited about the debut of VH1's Sunday night "Celebreality" television programs. Let's go over the line-up, shall we?
- The Surreal Life 5. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for "celebrities" this year. There are grand total of 7 celebrities, three of whom I've never heard of (Carey Hart, Caprice, Janice Dickinson), one of whom I've technically heard of, but not really (Omarosa) and 3 of whom I'd consider, at one time, were famous (Pepa, Bronson Pinchot and Jose Canseco).
The first two episodes have been, in a word, tremendous. Before Jose Canseco shows up, the scumbag producers inform the cast about his domestic abuse and battery charges. The ladies in the house are understandably concerned to be sharing a house with him... for about five minutes. Then, they see his muscles and of course all want to fuck him. Just another piece of data for the article I've been working on for Girls Are Dumb Magazine (it'll be in the October issue, I believe).
In the second episode, they bowl against a team of mentally retarded kids, one of whom Janice Dickinson calls a "retard." She calls another one "Rainman." There's just one word for this: entertainment.
- Hogan Knows Best. In a pale imitation of The Osbournes, we follow the boring exploits of Hulk Hogan, his HOTTTT sixteen-year old daugther and the rest of the family. When this show was announced, everyone assumed that it was a dream come true for me: dumb reality + 80's wrestling = Brendo in heaven.
There's just one problem: I hate Hulk Hogan. I've always hated Hogan, even when I was a little kid. I rooted for every one of his opponents on Saturday Night's Main Event (call me crazy, but I thought both King Haku and the Mighty Hercules had a shot). Every one of his matches was exactly the same and everyone I know that's met him/worked with him says he's a total dick. So fuck that guy and fuck his fucking show.
- Celebrity Fit Club 2. Two words: shirtless Gary Busey. Two more words: Jani Lane crying about his lost youth. Treeeeee-mendous.
Anyone else have any thoughts on the early seasons?
I forgot to mention last week that I'm hella-excited about the debut of VH1's Sunday night "Celebreality" television programs. Let's go over the line-up, shall we?
- The Surreal Life 5. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for "celebrities" this year. There are grand total of 7 celebrities, three of whom I've never heard of (Carey Hart, Caprice, Janice Dickinson), one of whom I've technically heard of, but not really (Omarosa) and 3 of whom I'd consider, at one time, were famous (Pepa, Bronson Pinchot and Jose Canseco).
The first two episodes have been, in a word, tremendous. Before Jose Canseco shows up, the scumbag producers inform the cast about his domestic abuse and battery charges. The ladies in the house are understandably concerned to be sharing a house with him... for about five minutes. Then, they see his muscles and of course all want to fuck him. Just another piece of data for the article I've been working on for Girls Are Dumb Magazine (it'll be in the October issue, I believe).
In the second episode, they bowl against a team of mentally retarded kids, one of whom Janice Dickinson calls a "retard." She calls another one "Rainman." There's just one word for this: entertainment.
- Hogan Knows Best. In a pale imitation of The Osbournes, we follow the boring exploits of Hulk Hogan, his HOTTTT sixteen-year old daugther and the rest of the family. When this show was announced, everyone assumed that it was a dream come true for me: dumb reality + 80's wrestling = Brendo in heaven.
There's just one problem: I hate Hulk Hogan. I've always hated Hogan, even when I was a little kid. I rooted for every one of his opponents on Saturday Night's Main Event (call me crazy, but I thought both King Haku and the Mighty Hercules had a shot). Every one of his matches was exactly the same and everyone I know that's met him/worked with him says he's a total dick. So fuck that guy and fuck his fucking show.
- Celebrity Fit Club 2. Two words: shirtless Gary Busey. Two more words: Jani Lane crying about his lost youth. Treeeeee-mendous.
Anyone else have any thoughts on the early seasons?
9 Comments:
So this is why you wanted to get out of rehearsal early last night.
you forgot to mention how much of a drunken, sex-crazed perv bronson pinchot is.
with lines something like:
"i'd like to fuck her. the sex would be GREAT!" (about more than one of the women in the house)
AND the whole "groping" janice dickinson incident?!
"don't be ridiculous!"
as far as celebrity fit club 2, what is up with that girl that just laughs at them when they tell her that being over 200lbs with a high body fat is not healthy and will kill her? i loved how jackee whooped her ass for that one pound she didn't lose!
Actually, VH1 "previews" that night's episode on Sunday morning, for the truly hardcore like me.
Hulkamania will never die!
Whatchya gonna do when Scampermania runs wild on you?
I've seen all of these except the Hulk one. I'm pretty sure Janice Dickenson has about 7 different personalities bumping into eachother in that small head of her's. She just as sex crazed if not more than Bronson. Did anyone catch her on Stern a few weeks back, man she's nuts.
Now if you want to be truly infuriated watch The Princes of Malibu. You'll want to fly out to Malbu and give each and everyone of them a special beat-down. OH and I'll bet good money that Linda Thompson is doing one if not multiple of her son's friends.
Anyway, check it out. It's good family entertainment.
wow, i think i'm in love....*swoon*
what is even a sadder display (or more sad) is seeing one of your siblings on a VH-1 reality show!!!! Yup thats right I made the cut for some peter Brady/ Top Model craparooski show... look for me!!!! Ill be the guy quivering in the fetel position wondering what happened???
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