Not to get all politickin' on y'all, but I think President Bush really dropped the ball by not nominating my friend Vinny Shit on the Face for Supreme Court Justice. I mean, come on - he's the obvious choice. His two main platforms:
- Eliminating abortion and reducing the gun-buying age to the second trimester. "Let's give our littlest citizens a chance to defend themselves."
- Not only legalizing cock-fighting, but making it an Olympic sport. My prize rooster (named Alex P. Keaton) will finally be recognized as the gold-medal caliber athlete that he is.
Come on, Mr. President. Your choice is obvious.
- Eliminating abortion and reducing the gun-buying age to the second trimester. "Let's give our littlest citizens a chance to defend themselves."
- Not only legalizing cock-fighting, but making it an Olympic sport. My prize rooster (named Alex P. Keaton) will finally be recognized as the gold-medal caliber athlete that he is.
Come on, Mr. President. Your choice is obvious.
3 Comments:
have you ever seen a midget naked? there's some weird shit going on there, really weird.
As a matter of fact, I have, Anonymous. But I just thought the guy was Irish, so he looked normal to me.
huh, interesting indeed. Carry on.
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