Sometimes during the typical day, I have funny instant messenger conversations. Here's one from yesterday with good old Madden:
Madden: It's always been a dream of mine to own a boat.
Me: That sounds good.
Madden: Sail it into Boston Harbor, pick you up and sail it out to the middle of the Atlantic and sink it.
Me: Uh, ok.
Madden: And as the boat sinks and I hold you in my arms regretting the fact that I never took swimming lessions, you'd hear me yell "Curse you Poseidon, CURSE YOU!!!"
Me: Sounds like a plan.
Madden: I'm pretty sure Aquaman would save us though, right?
Me: Aquaman's not real, Madden.
Madden: What?
Me: Sorry, not real.
Madden: Come on - I just saw him this morning pushing a shopping cart under the expressway bridge near the South End.
Me: That wasn't Aquaman.
Madden: It wasn't?
Me: Nope. I'm pretty sure it was a homeless guy.
Madden: So which one is Aquaman? I'm confused.
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to Madden the difference between superheroes and the homeless, I'd be a rich fucking man.
Funny. Funny is fun.
Madden: It's always been a dream of mine to own a boat.
Me: That sounds good.
Madden: Sail it into Boston Harbor, pick you up and sail it out to the middle of the Atlantic and sink it.
Me: Uh, ok.
Madden: And as the boat sinks and I hold you in my arms regretting the fact that I never took swimming lessions, you'd hear me yell "Curse you Poseidon, CURSE YOU!!!"
Me: Sounds like a plan.
Madden: I'm pretty sure Aquaman would save us though, right?
Me: Aquaman's not real, Madden.
Madden: What?
Me: Sorry, not real.
Madden: Come on - I just saw him this morning pushing a shopping cart under the expressway bridge near the South End.
Me: That wasn't Aquaman.
Madden: It wasn't?
Me: Nope. I'm pretty sure it was a homeless guy.
Madden: So which one is Aquaman? I'm confused.
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to Madden the difference between superheroes and the homeless, I'd be a rich fucking man.
Funny. Funny is fun.
8 Comments:
i want a canoe.
And by "canoe," she of course means "penis."
Come on, fellas - who's going to give Stacy a canoe?
Would a pontoon boat work?
You know who'd save you if you fell out of a canoe though...
Aquaman!
Right Brendan?
Yes, Madden. Aquaman will save us.
Sweet!
I'd also like to add Tippecanoe and Taylor too. and 23 Skidoo!
i didn't think there was any need to classify what i actually meant. it seemed QUITE self-explanitory.
eh...
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