Well friends, as of yesterday I am done with my semester at school (my final went swimmingly, thanks for asking) and am officially into the "I have absolutely nothing to do" portion of my vacation.
Here are my plans:
- Go to the movies a lot. Anyone know any good ones? I've seen NOTHING.
- Sleep very very much.
- Read books (okay... pornography)
- Grow my moustache for the 2nd annual moustache show on August 18th.
- Sit around.
Damn, when I see it in print like that, it looks downright depressing. That's how I'm spending my vacation? I'm a boring motherfucker.
Anyone have any good ideas how I should spend the next five days? Whoever comes up with the best answer, I'll actually do it. So get your sick imaginations working, bitches.
Here are my plans:
- Go to the movies a lot. Anyone know any good ones? I've seen NOTHING.
- Sleep very very much.
- Read books (okay... pornography)
- Grow my moustache for the 2nd annual moustache show on August 18th.
- Sit around.
Damn, when I see it in print like that, it looks downright depressing. That's how I'm spending my vacation? I'm a boring motherfucker.
Anyone have any good ideas how I should spend the next five days? Whoever comes up with the best answer, I'll actually do it. So get your sick imaginations working, bitches.
12 Comments:
1. dress in the garb of a victorian society lady complete with umbrella, go to the mofa and walk around occasionally gazing at a painting and then saying in a montypython lady voice, "oh, i painted that"
2. heat up a container of jiffypop and then press it to your left asscheek. Tell everyone that the pattern of the burn resembles the virgin mary. Sell your asscheek on ebay.
3. go to Peru, MA and send lots of postcards.
4. start a campaign to have every band in boston trade band names with every band in boston's sister city of STRASBOURG, France.
5. treat your friends to a wonderful glass of clamato.
Anal.
Spend 3 hours with a Beadazzler. The rest will take care of itself.
Make a baby.
Nah - I'll just steal yours and raise him as my own. In a sick twist, I'm going to tell him his mother was a Yankee fan.
Are you suggesting that Jason that will come before Replacement Brendo????? My unborn baby weeps.
You asked for fun suggestions for your vacation time, so I was merely suggesting to MAKE a baby. You can later deny that it's yours.
Masturbate!
yeah, good one. he was only intending to look at the porn for "artistic value".
Hey bitch, what about "Jim and Brendo's second annual day of fun!"
I don't know.....I guess you should just keep being a stupid dick who should be stabbed in the eye with a chicken wing.
Mmmmm... chicken wings...
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