Well, Madden and I have safely recovered from the 2nd Annual Day of Fun. There were some serious injuries, but luckily no one died this year. I will be posting a photo essay as soon as I can figure out a way to photoshop out the atrocious beard I have going out of the photos. Eesh - I look I was bitten by a really faggy werewolf.
But why would I subject myself and the world to such grotesque facial hair? I do it all for you, my poops. The 2nd Annual Moustache Show at the Abbey Lounge is only two days away. Two days to get those soup strainers in perfect shape. Because here, in the eleventh hour, Scamper has added a new wrinkle:
There will be a prize for Best Audience Moustache.
You know that in the past, when it comes to giving out prizes, Scamper always delivers the high quality merchandise. It doesn't matter if the moustache fake or real, so long as it rocks our world. Ladies are not excluded. You can't miss this one.
But why would I subject myself and the world to such grotesque facial hair? I do it all for you, my poops. The 2nd Annual Moustache Show at the Abbey Lounge is only two days away. Two days to get those soup strainers in perfect shape. Because here, in the eleventh hour, Scamper has added a new wrinkle:
There will be a prize for Best Audience Moustache.
You know that in the past, when it comes to giving out prizes, Scamper always delivers the high quality merchandise. It doesn't matter if the moustache fake or real, so long as it rocks our world. Ladies are not excluded. You can't miss this one.
4 Comments:
really, what could be better than a toaster? you guys are crazy to think you could top that.
You took pictures of your annual day of fun? Could you possibly be more gay?
You should post pictures of your beard. Cuz Nate did and you don't want to let him show you up.
I'll give y'all an updated photo of my man-hair soon. I actually have to *comb* this beast.
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