Well, folks - it's finally time for the photo essay of the 2nd Annual Jim and Brendo Day of Fun. Fa! I know you've been waiting with your breath held and your pants down for the photos, so here goes nothing. Warning to those of you with sensitive natures - be prepared for yours truly's absolutely ATROCIOUS beard:
The first step on our day of fun was a road trip to Maine for some sweet August lobster. When we sat down at the restaurant, Madden was so excited that he reacted in the most natural way possible - by wearing his menu as a hat:
Then, he broke all land speed records for chowder eating by consuming both corn AND clam chowder:
He's an American hero. I, on the other hand, couldn't wait for the lobster to come out. I was so impatient that I started chowing down on the menu:
When the food finally arrived, my lobster suddenly got frisky and tried to attack me:
Whereas Madden had a hard time with the concept:
Our bellies full of sweet delicious crustacean and melted butter, we tried our luck at a dog track in New Hampshire. We walked in to discover by far the most depressing place on earth - smoking overweight miserable gambling addicts toiling their afternoon away. There weren't even any dogs running - it was just people watching races on TV monitors and rotting. It instantly sent shivers up our spines. I was sure glad that I didn't have a gambling problem:
Madden, on the other hand, scratched his gambling itch and lost everything. His house, car, wife and two cats now belong to a 400-lb. Dominican named Jesus:
After the dog track, we took a surprise detour to the airport and flew to Japan, where were were contracted by an international espionage agency to rescue Princess Ku-Pow, the beautiful coquettish daughter of the Japanese emperor. There was a serious, ass-kicking ninja fight with Chinese stars and kais and shit. Ku-Pow was so grateful to us for rescuing her that a hot threeway ensued:
[not pictured]
After that, Madden and I ate sushi. I did the classic "use the chopsticks as walrus tusks" gag. Gets them every time:
When the food finally arrived, my sushi suddenly got frisky and tried to attack me:
Our bellies full once again, the 2nd annual Jim and Brendo Day of Fun concluded. Yayyy!
The first step on our day of fun was a road trip to Maine for some sweet August lobster. When we sat down at the restaurant, Madden was so excited that he reacted in the most natural way possible - by wearing his menu as a hat:
Then, he broke all land speed records for chowder eating by consuming both corn AND clam chowder:
He's an American hero. I, on the other hand, couldn't wait for the lobster to come out. I was so impatient that I started chowing down on the menu:
When the food finally arrived, my lobster suddenly got frisky and tried to attack me:
Whereas Madden had a hard time with the concept:
Our bellies full of sweet delicious crustacean and melted butter, we tried our luck at a dog track in New Hampshire. We walked in to discover by far the most depressing place on earth - smoking overweight miserable gambling addicts toiling their afternoon away. There weren't even any dogs running - it was just people watching races on TV monitors and rotting. It instantly sent shivers up our spines. I was sure glad that I didn't have a gambling problem:
Madden, on the other hand, scratched his gambling itch and lost everything. His house, car, wife and two cats now belong to a 400-lb. Dominican named Jesus:
After the dog track, we took a surprise detour to the airport and flew to Japan, where were were contracted by an international espionage agency to rescue Princess Ku-Pow, the beautiful coquettish daughter of the Japanese emperor. There was a serious, ass-kicking ninja fight with Chinese stars and kais and shit. Ku-Pow was so grateful to us for rescuing her that a hot threeway ensued:
[not pictured]
After that, Madden and I ate sushi. I did the classic "use the chopsticks as walrus tusks" gag. Gets them every time:
When the food finally arrived, my sushi suddenly got frisky and tried to attack me:
Our bellies full once again, the 2nd annual Jim and Brendo Day of Fun concluded. Yayyy!
16 Comments:
i only saw one beer in all those photos. some day of fun, brendo.
That reminds me - the beer at the lobster restaurant was like $2. Amazing. I love Maine.
And I hate MCat.
sorry brendo, forgive me. i can't contro my wips.
I kinda like your beard.
You're Russian - you're used to grotesque body hair.
that lobster place is only about 30mins from my house.
i think i've even been there before.
you should've gone to flo's and had hot dogs instead. they're much better than lobster, and you probably would've ordered incorrectly, and people would've laughed. it could've been a great story.
How DARE you suggest that hot dogs are better than lobster? I'm... I'm... speechless here. I've never been so insulted in my life.
you've OBVIOUSLY never had a flo's hot dog. with their special hot sauce....mmmmmmm
Just think, you coulda taken pictures with hot dogs. Whooo!
Don't get me wrong - hot dogs are great. But lobster is the "Kirsten Dunst's vagina" of food. I just doesn't get any better than that.
Lobster is the "Kirsten Dunst's vagina" of food
CLASSIC.
There is some humor to be found in "My hot dog suddenly got frisky and tried to attack me."
I heard that Kirsten Dunst's vagina is suing Walt Disney World because it is in fact "the happiest place on earth."
Nate and I had beers for 75 cents in Louisville. Maine sucks!
watch it tony!
and see..others agree, hot dogs wouldn't have been a bad idea.
next time you're in the area, give me a call, i'll take you and show you how to order. seriously, you may not get served if you don't know how to order
Vagina of Food. There's a band name!
Mmmmm...Kirsten Dunnnnnnnnst...
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