Not to get all Seinfeld on you, but: why is it newsworhty that the "world's oldest person" dies? Isn't he just going to be replaced by the next oldest living person? Can't we just all agree that there is always an "oldest living person" and get over it?
I'm in a weird space this morning. In my dream last night, I was watching the Red Sox game and Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo started talking about the Scamper Moustache Show. All excited, I called Keith to tell him. With a slight waver in his voice, he said that the reason we're getting all this media attention is because I'm being replaced on bass... by WWE champion John Cena.
Then, I woke up with a huge boner. Anyone want to analyze that one?
I'm in a weird space this morning. In my dream last night, I was watching the Red Sox game and Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo started talking about the Scamper Moustache Show. All excited, I called Keith to tell him. With a slight waver in his voice, he said that the reason we're getting all this media attention is because I'm being replaced on bass... by WWE champion John Cena.
Then, I woke up with a huge boner. Anyone want to analyze that one?
3 Comments:
i agree with the "world's oldest person" arguement.
as far as your dream:
it's obvious that you have deep fascination with the color blue. Also, I believe you want to have sex with the wrestler, only after he grows a moustache, and then (in the actual scenario) you would call keith and tell him how you had been used. the red sox would be on in the background, and you would then become a yankees fan. also, remy and orsillo would be commentating the wwe sex session.
You guys should get Trish Stratus on bass.
Most of my dreams involve wrestling or baseball. Because I'm, you know, 12.
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