The "Win Free Admission to the New England Popfest Tonight and Have Brendo Buy You a Drink" Contest is officially over. The winners are...
Peter Yezukevich and Amy Nelson
Hooray! Whooppeee! Fa fa! Congratulations, guys.
Technically, everyone else came in a distant second because Vinny Shit on the Face apparently donated the Red Cross into a higher tax bracket. But a scheduling conflict makes him unable to attend the show (plus he's too modest to tell me the actual amount), so Peter and Amy get in under the window. So kudos Vinny on your massive generosity fueled by your even more massive Irish Catholic guilt.
Special thanks also go out to my boy Madden who pledged $25K fake dollars. I always admire a man who pledges money he has absolutely no intention of donating. It's the American way.
So thanks to everyone who donated and please don't stop because my lame contest is over. The people of New Orleans still need our help. Apparently, the air down there is now toxic - and not in the sexy Britney kind of way.
Don't miss the show tonight at the Abbey. It's a MUCH earlier than usual start - the first of 6 bands goes on at 6:45 or some shit like that. Scamper is 5th of 6, so I'm guessing it'll be about a 10:45-11 start time. See you there.
Peter Yezukevich and Amy Nelson
Hooray! Whooppeee! Fa fa! Congratulations, guys.
Technically, everyone else came in a distant second because Vinny Shit on the Face apparently donated the Red Cross into a higher tax bracket. But a scheduling conflict makes him unable to attend the show (plus he's too modest to tell me the actual amount), so Peter and Amy get in under the window. So kudos Vinny on your massive generosity fueled by your even more massive Irish Catholic guilt.
Special thanks also go out to my boy Madden who pledged $25K fake dollars. I always admire a man who pledges money he has absolutely no intention of donating. It's the American way.
So thanks to everyone who donated and please don't stop because my lame contest is over. The people of New Orleans still need our help. Apparently, the air down there is now toxic - and not in the sexy Britney kind of way.
Don't miss the show tonight at the Abbey. It's a MUCH earlier than usual start - the first of 6 bands goes on at 6:45 or some shit like that. Scamper is 5th of 6, so I'm guessing it'll be about a 10:45-11 start time. See you there.
9 Comments:
In all fairness you just assumed it would be fake money, you never let me finish my IM. The truth is I was donating $25K of Monopoly money, which is still fake, yes… but, if anyone wants to play a rip roaring game of Monopoly they’ll be all set to kick some ass with an extra $25K.
I actually donated seven million Iraqi dollars, just don't ask me where I got em. A man has gotta eat, you judgmental bastard.
peter yez and amy nelson ARE the most generous people i know. man, it sucks being in rochester when all the best people in my life are not in rochester.
btw, i just finished my first test in medical school! tomorrow: cutting into my first dead guy!
Is a) Joe not one of the best people in your life, or b) Joe not in Rochester? CAN. NOT. WAIT. to hear about the cadaver adventure. Also, when I visit can Joe take me on another motorcycle ride?!
Somerville is 14 times better when you're in it. Miss you guys truckloads.
hi brendo. i miss you too.
You don't have to miss me if you come to the show tonight, beautiful.
Alright stop.Collaborate and listen.
Britney had a baby boy yesterday.
Yes, I'm sure the people in New Orleans will appreciate the generosity of my husband's Monopoly money. He's such a pragmatic thinker. We will also be donating "real money" with this period's paychecks, unless of course my better half is feeling whimsical and thinks poker chips would be the better way to go.
hit me baby one more time
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