Sorry to get you all prematurely whetted yesterday, but I was told in no uncertain terms by the Powers That Be Keith that I shouldn't have teased you with possible news when it's still up in the air as if there's actually going to be any news. There's negotiation to be done and yadda yadda yadda - I'm the asshole. In short, there may be big news, there may be small news or there may be no news. But one thing is for sure: no g-news is good g-news with Gary Gnu.
In the place of news, how about some observational humor? What is the deal with grocery baggers? Every time I buy gallons of spring water, they always ask, "Do you want the water in a bag too?" Why wouldn't I, chumps? Huh? Why? Wouldn't? I?????
In the place of news, how about some observational humor? What is the deal with grocery baggers? Every time I buy gallons of spring water, they always ask, "Do you want the water in a bag too?" Why wouldn't I, chumps? Huh? Why? Wouldn't? I?????
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thank you for taking us on a ride on the great space coaster so early this morning.
Sorry to be mysterious folks; my bandmates will tell you that I love surprises, but I'm afraid this is a case of censorship by necessity. I can virtually guarantee there'll be some juicy news to deliver by week's end, and those of you who know Brendan know that he will leak the news early anyway. So stay tuned.
See? I keep telling you Keith's a jerk. But you just didn't believe me, did you?
I think we can all agree on one thing, the fact that you made a Gary Gnu reference in your journal excuses you from having to report any news, be it good, or bad, or make-believe. Actually that last type of news really refers to Fox News more than it refers to you.
That's just Brendo being Brendo.
"Every time I buy gallons of spring water, they always ask, "Do you want the water in a bag too?" Why wouldn't I, chumps? Huh? Why? Wouldn't? I?????"
Because it has a handle.
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