Gee, I sure wish I had something interesting about which to tell you guys. Like something really unique and bizarre that was happening to Scamper, say, this afternoon. But no no no. Turns out NOTHING is going on. Nothing at all to see here.
So once again, I will distract you with some clever observational humor: what's the deal with people who run around the track counter-clockwise? Can't you see me running at you in the correct clockwise fashion? Are you just trying to be different, jagoff? Do you want me to stick my arm out and give you a clothesline a la Stan "The Lariat" Hansen? Because I will. But only if you really want me to.
This isn't just a big tease, I swear. I will have a good story for you soon, I promise. Until then, blame Keith. And God. Which to me, are one and the same.
So once again, I will distract you with some clever observational humor: what's the deal with people who run around the track counter-clockwise? Can't you see me running at you in the correct clockwise fashion? Are you just trying to be different, jagoff? Do you want me to stick my arm out and give you a clothesline a la Stan "The Lariat" Hansen? Because I will. But only if you really want me to.
This isn't just a big tease, I swear. I will have a good story for you soon, I promise. Until then, blame Keith. And God. Which to me, are one and the same.
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Dear Brendan -
Please talk about the Red Sox.
Love - Pedro
Brendo is one of those "free pass '05" fans, so his Sox talk wouldn't be very passionate anymore.
No free pass from me. Way to suck Timlin!
Dear Pedro,
You mean the World Champion Boston Red Sox?
Love,
Brendan
See what I mean?
It looks like that line might only be good for another month or so, B.
Yesterday sucked more ass than any other day, excluding game 7 2003.
Scamper will now only be signing covers of "Free Bird" and "Smoke on the Water". Requests for all other songs will be ridiculed and dismissed and senseless babble (like this post).
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