This was my dream last night:
I was out at a bar with Keith, Mike and that model Caprice from the Surreal Life. While we were in the bar, Mike stole my sneakers as a joke. When we walked outside to leave, he wouldn't tell me where he hid my sneakers. He kept laughing, but I was PISSED.
Then, we took a cab ride home and we got to Keith's mansion. That's right - my dream Keith lives in a mansion. He paid the cab driver with a check, but then the cab driver tried to trick me into paying him too. Keith put a stop to that.
Afterward, I went to Caprice's house and taught her kids pro wrestling moves. She wasn't happy. As I was leaving, I asked her if she wanted to sleep with me. As she rejected me, my alarm went off.
Analyze away.
I was out at a bar with Keith, Mike and that model Caprice from the Surreal Life. While we were in the bar, Mike stole my sneakers as a joke. When we walked outside to leave, he wouldn't tell me where he hid my sneakers. He kept laughing, but I was PISSED.
Then, we took a cab ride home and we got to Keith's mansion. That's right - my dream Keith lives in a mansion. He paid the cab driver with a check, but then the cab driver tried to trick me into paying him too. Keith put a stop to that.
Afterward, I went to Caprice's house and taught her kids pro wrestling moves. She wasn't happy. As I was leaving, I asked her if she wanted to sleep with me. As she rejected me, my alarm went off.
Analyze away.
4 Comments:
Does someone tie you to a chair at night and force you to watch shitty television?
Yeah, your mom does.
Ahem. Boooooooooooooooooooooooo.
you're replacing nate with caprice so that cousin balki will come to your shows?
that sounds like fun!
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