I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that we have a surprise last-minute gig at the Middle East Upstairs on Monday 10/3 with Damone.
The bad news is that it's on a Monday.
The good news is that Monday is the new Sunday. And Sunday is the new Blursday.
The bad news is that because of this show, I'm going to miss the WWE 3-hour RAW Homecoming spectacular, featuring the returns of Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin... and Mick Foley on Piper's Pit. Mick Foley on Piper's Pit!
The good news is that Keith is a pal and he's going to TiVo it for me.
The bad news is that Keith is trying to bond with me by getting into wrestling. He keeps goading me with threats like "Kurt Angle is going to kick Shawn Michaels' ass on Monday, biatch!" I don't have the heart to tell him how sad he is. (Keith, not Kurt Angle).
The good news is that Keith's offspring Jason turned one today! Yay, Jason!
The good news is that we have a surprise last-minute gig at the Middle East Upstairs on Monday 10/3 with Damone.
The bad news is that it's on a Monday.
The good news is that Monday is the new Sunday. And Sunday is the new Blursday.
The bad news is that because of this show, I'm going to miss the WWE 3-hour RAW Homecoming spectacular, featuring the returns of Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin... and Mick Foley on Piper's Pit. Mick Foley on Piper's Pit!
The good news is that Keith is a pal and he's going to TiVo it for me.
The bad news is that Keith is trying to bond with me by getting into wrestling. He keeps goading me with threats like "Kurt Angle is going to kick Shawn Michaels' ass on Monday, biatch!" I don't have the heart to tell him how sad he is. (Keith, not Kurt Angle).
The good news is that Keith's offspring Jason turned one today! Yay, Jason!
8 Comments:
i saw an ad for this today. i recognized all these wrestlers that i idolized/hated growing up. ya know, when it was the wwF.
The drummer for Rocketscience looked like Mick Foley on Sunday.
Nate has promised that for the Middle East show, he'll dress up like "The Duke of Dorchester" Pete Doherty.
I don't even know what that means.
Look it up, hoss.
Eesh. That is a deep, disturbing, and ultimately satin-vested reference.
Ha! Last night, Joe said, "did you know Jason is almost TWO years old?" And he was sooooo proud of himself for being so cute and talking about babies. Except that I KNEW that Jason was approximately only ONE year old and this is such a rare occurence that I am RIGHT and Joe is WRONG in terms of timing and calendar and numbers and dates and shit. So, HA!
And, of course, happy birthday, baby boy!
I can smell the white trash and it stinks. Wrestling is so bad, steriods and spandex, can you get any lamer?
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