Well, thanks to my neighbor's super high-powered wet vac and a little elbow grease from yours truly, the basement seems to be dry. The damage: the girls that live upstairs have no hot water, Nate's tuner is home to some sort of burgeoning mossy ecosystem and the vacuum sucked off a layer of my epidermis. And three pubes.
But the important thing is that we're ready to rock and roll once again. Scamper has weathered the storm. The storm being a broken water heater and the swirling, beligerent suckhole that we call "my house." I guess when you pay $13.65 a month in rent, you get what you pay for.
But you know what's free? Voting for us to open for Hanson. Don't worry about putting in your email - we're reasonably sure they won't spam you. The only cost is just a hair of your dignity.
But the important thing is that we're ready to rock and roll once again. Scamper has weathered the storm. The storm being a broken water heater and the swirling, beligerent suckhole that we call "my house." I guess when you pay $13.65 a month in rent, you get what you pay for.
But you know what's free? Voting for us to open for Hanson. Don't worry about putting in your email - we're reasonably sure they won't spam you. The only cost is just a hair of your dignity.
9 Comments:
Isn't that great.
YOU'RE great.
You're WORSE.
Your butt smells like butt.
I love it when Brendan inspires reader debate and creative thinking via his journal. I'm proud that Scamper can provide this venue for us all.
Better luck next time.
just 3 pubes?
I only have 12, so it was quite the loss.
i want cake.
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