Okay, I think it's finally time to stop pimping the Hanson voting. Let's face it, if you are a regular reader of the journal and you haven't voted for us, you're guilty of lazy douchebaggery in the highest degree and you're a lost cause. I pass wind in your general direction.
So no more pimping for me. It robs me of my usual quiet dignity. Besides, Scamper has so many other big events to shamelessly pimp, such as:
- Celebration of the 1000th time I've used some derivation of the word "douchebag" in this journal (scheduled for late next week). We're having cake.
- Keith forgetting every lyric he's ever written and officially being diagnosed with early onset alzheimer's with a side order of feline leukemia.
- The federal government finally bowing to public opinion and declaring Mike's balls a protected national landmark. Now, Mike is perfectly justified in charging $5 a head to take a photo with his balls. Before, it was just eccentric.
- The long awaited release of Nate's debut novel "Are You There God? It's Me, Diggity," a heart-rending tome chronicling a young guitarist and his first period.
- The big show at the Middle East Downstairs with OK Go! and Juliette Lewis on October 27. Tickets are available hnyaw, and this puppy could get a mite popular. So go get 'em early and get 'em often.
Yup. It's nice to be back to my usual quiet dignity.
So no more pimping for me. It robs me of my usual quiet dignity. Besides, Scamper has so many other big events to shamelessly pimp, such as:
- Celebration of the 1000th time I've used some derivation of the word "douchebag" in this journal (scheduled for late next week). We're having cake.
- Keith forgetting every lyric he's ever written and officially being diagnosed with early onset alzheimer's with a side order of feline leukemia.
- The federal government finally bowing to public opinion and declaring Mike's balls a protected national landmark. Now, Mike is perfectly justified in charging $5 a head to take a photo with his balls. Before, it was just eccentric.
- The long awaited release of Nate's debut novel "Are You There God? It's Me, Diggity," a heart-rending tome chronicling a young guitarist and his first period.
- The big show at the Middle East Downstairs with OK Go! and Juliette Lewis on October 27. Tickets are available hnyaw, and this puppy could get a mite popular. So go get 'em early and get 'em often.
Yup. It's nice to be back to my usual quiet dignity.
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I voted for you...
The juke box at my work has "Mmm Bop" and I've made up a dance for it, it's awesome... don't be jealous
Scamper has all sorts of great dance moves planned for the OK Go show, the best of which has Nate and I hide behind our amps.
Scamper's synchronized hiding skills are not to be trifled with.
I am telling SOTG.
That's so going to be our new thing in '06. Hiding, hiding, and more hiding.
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