Hoo boy - Scamper is bursting in our proverbial shorts about this big show at the Middle East Downstairs. This show is going to be buckets o' fun. We've even been practicing! Can you believe it? That's how much we care about you, the fine paying public. So we'll hopefully see you all tomorrow night.
While I'm in full-out whore mode, check out the new Scamper t-shirts we had made. We felt that nothing captures the essence of Scamper better than Super Mario dressed up as the Sgt. Pepper-era Beatles. It makes perfect sense if you really sit down and think about it. Anywho, the new shirts will be available at the show tomorrow night, but if you order them today or tomorrow online, you'll get a free vintage Scamper shirt and a musical surprise. And Nate will probably kiss you on the mouth. Fa friggidy fa!
And Friday is the last day to vote for us to open for Hanson blah blah blah - we've begged enough. You know what to do.
In other news, my house has no heat. First flooding, now this. We're expecting locusts on Tuesday.
While I'm in full-out whore mode, check out the new Scamper t-shirts we had made. We felt that nothing captures the essence of Scamper better than Super Mario dressed up as the Sgt. Pepper-era Beatles. It makes perfect sense if you really sit down and think about it. Anywho, the new shirts will be available at the show tomorrow night, but if you order them today or tomorrow online, you'll get a free vintage Scamper shirt and a musical surprise. And Nate will probably kiss you on the mouth. Fa friggidy fa!
And Friday is the last day to vote for us to open for Hanson blah blah blah - we've begged enough. You know what to do.
In other news, my house has no heat. First flooding, now this. We're expecting locusts on Tuesday.
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Locusts need heat to live. Expect polar bears. On crystal meth. And they want to talk to you about Jesus.
ironically it makes you feel warm when locusts burrow into you ears and start eating the mechanics of your inner thermostat so the lack of heat will go unnoticed from that point on. Mikey's enourmous balls also provide warmth as i'm sure you already know
In Sweden, scientists are working on an alternative source of heat that revolves around the unique thermodynamic qualities of Mike's enormous balls.
It's true - they're like 2 years away.
My balls already heat a small fishing village in Alaska.
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