As the great Glen Frey once said, "The heat is on..."
First, the heat is finally on at my apartment, enabling me to sleep without renting a wooly mammoth to lay on my feet. Surprisingly enough, the mammoth rental is actually cheaper than my oil bill.
The heat is also on over hnyaw, as Scamper's favorite attention-grabber makes a last ditch attempt to rustle up some votes for the Hanson contest. Yeah, like you fellas didn't already have her page bookmarked. Anyway, tomorrow is the last day to vote, so tell all your friends.
But ultimately, the heat is most assuredly on at the Middle East Downstairs tonight tonight TONIGHT! Scamper with OK Go! and Juliette Lewis. Really, you can't miss this show. Unless you're a giant jerkoff. Then, I guess you can do anything you want. Jerkoff.
See you jerkoffs tonight. Doors are at 8. We go on promptly at 9.
First, the heat is finally on at my apartment, enabling me to sleep without renting a wooly mammoth to lay on my feet. Surprisingly enough, the mammoth rental is actually cheaper than my oil bill.
The heat is also on over hnyaw, as Scamper's favorite attention-grabber makes a last ditch attempt to rustle up some votes for the Hanson contest. Yeah, like you fellas didn't already have her page bookmarked. Anyway, tomorrow is the last day to vote, so tell all your friends.
But ultimately, the heat is most assuredly on at the Middle East Downstairs tonight tonight TONIGHT! Scamper with OK Go! and Juliette Lewis. Really, you can't miss this show. Unless you're a giant jerkoff. Then, I guess you can do anything you want. Jerkoff.
See you jerkoffs tonight. Doors are at 8. We go on promptly at 9.
2 Comments:
Do you REALLY go on promptly, or are we still talking Rock-Star-prompt?
We're being told we're on at 9. But we are HUGE rock stars.
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