The last bit of the current Scamper news that I've been impatiently holding in my belly is almost ready to be birthed out of my slippery informational vagina. And this is a good one. Oooh - you're going to like this one. Soon, my pets. I'm being told that we should have big news to announce tomorrow. But you know that old expression: "If coulds and shoulds were candy and wood, then never wear culottes on Arbor Day." Those old sayings just don't go out of style, do they?

In the meantime, I'll give you a few interweb sites to check out:

Those of you with extremely sick senses of humor should stop by www.sinfulshirts.com. It's really amazing what you can put on a t-shirt these days. There's some seriously raw sicko shit on here, so it's probably not for everyone. If you don't find "having sex with babies" humor funny, you may want to pass on this one.

For something a little more heartwarming, check out this site which takes your prison visit photos and turns them into vacation photos. Oh, and they do an absolutely awful job.

The world wide net is a wonderful thing, ain't it?