Grrrarrrgh. Sorry, friends - due to circumstances out of Scamper control, I cannot make our big announcement today. Really, I wish I could. This teasing you shit is starting to get kind of old, isn't it? We should know more some time today, though. So stay tuned and be ready to mobilize.
In the meantime, I'll share with you a little myspace story with y'all. Occasionally, Nate works the myspace angle like the professional teenage girl that he is. Yesterday, he sent out an email to all the Click Five and OK Go! fans reading:
"Hiya, We either found you as a Click Five (who we've played with) fan or an OK Go (who we ARE playing with) fan and thought you might dig our stuff. :-) heart, Scamper."
And yes, he actually does write like that. You should read his diary. It's all hearts and moons and "Mrs. Nate Mirabella." But that's neither here nor there. He receives an email back reading:
"Probably click five! oh ya thanks!!! i love them! i dont really DIG ur stuff but its pretty good! even though ur all kinda old....and creepy"
To which Nate responds:
""Nah, we're not creepy. Well, some of us are. Fair enough. Anyways, thanks for listening. :-)"
And the girl retorts:
"no ya its fine! creepy old guys totally turn me on. jk of course. eww sry! ya no problem!!"
It's this sort of deep Platonic dialogue that fills me with the urge to burn the internet to the ground. Does anyone know where the building they keep the internet in?
In the meantime, I'll share with you a little myspace story with y'all. Occasionally, Nate works the myspace angle like the professional teenage girl that he is. Yesterday, he sent out an email to all the Click Five and OK Go! fans reading:
"Hiya, We either found you as a Click Five (who we've played with) fan or an OK Go (who we ARE playing with) fan and thought you might dig our stuff. :-) heart, Scamper."
And yes, he actually does write like that. You should read his diary. It's all hearts and moons and "Mrs. Nate Mirabella." But that's neither here nor there. He receives an email back reading:
"Probably click five! oh ya thanks!!! i love them! i dont really DIG ur stuff but its pretty good! even though ur all kinda old....and creepy"
To which Nate responds:
""Nah, we're not creepy. Well, some of us are. Fair enough. Anyways, thanks for listening. :-)"
And the girl retorts:
"no ya its fine! creepy old guys totally turn me on. jk of course. eww sry! ya no problem!!"
It's this sort of deep Platonic dialogue that fills me with the urge to burn the internet to the ground. Does anyone know where the building they keep the internet in?
8 Comments:
What is it about MySpace that everyone's profile shot always looks like bad soft porn ?
omg, this brings tears to my eyes.
Johanna, I believe the proper internet shorthand for that is:
"OMG! TBTTME! *<(:0)"
The emoticon is a suprised Klan member with his hood on fire.
You know when in the movie Fargo, those two hookers get interviewed after their romp with Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare? That's what that girl sounds like.
Or maybe I'm completely confusing it with another movie.
Three men and a baby was really creepy. One of the scariest movies of all time.
Good point. On the other hand, Three Men and a Little Lady? Greatest movie of all time.
but if you blow up the internet how will i file daily UFO reports with NUFORC and argue about which band that has never played on a tuesday at obrien's has the gayest pet donkey for a mascot on the noise board?
Steve Guttenberg at his finest. A true American legend. Carry on my friend.
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