Good morning, my fine feathered friends. You are all looking well, as usual.
If you didn't get a chance to hear us on the radio this weekend, the beautiful and ever-ebullient Stacy transcribed the interview right hnyaw. Scamper thanks her once again for her above-and-beyond service to the cause. Who loves you, baby?
But the lesson here is that you shouldn't miss Scamper on the radio, because every word that falls from the mouths of Scamper is like a tiny gold-flecked dropping from the ass of a magic goose to be gathered, shined up and posted on the interweb around which future generations will base their peaceful and prosperous societies. So don't miss us when we're on the radio. The future of civilization hangs in the balance.
In other civilization-ending news, I will perform my first marriage as reverend tomorrow night. I wish you could all be there and see me in my reverent glory. But sadly, it's sold out. I hear the scalpers are being very reasonable about the whole thing, though.
If you didn't get a chance to hear us on the radio this weekend, the beautiful and ever-ebullient Stacy transcribed the interview right hnyaw. Scamper thanks her once again for her above-and-beyond service to the cause. Who loves you, baby?
But the lesson here is that you shouldn't miss Scamper on the radio, because every word that falls from the mouths of Scamper is like a tiny gold-flecked dropping from the ass of a magic goose to be gathered, shined up and posted on the interweb around which future generations will base their peaceful and prosperous societies. So don't miss us when we're on the radio. The future of civilization hangs in the balance.
In other civilization-ending news, I will perform my first marriage as reverend tomorrow night. I wish you could all be there and see me in my reverent glory. But sadly, it's sold out. I hear the scalpers are being very reasonable about the whole thing, though.
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What is the appropriate concert T-shirt to wear as a presiding reverend? Kiss? Crue? Stryper? Winger?
I'd go with Billy Idol, White Wedding era.
I've already got my hoodie picked out:
http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/product.cfm?category=1&subcategory=5&product=1127
awww, you do, baby.
thanks.
good luck with the wedding. you'll do mine when the time comes, right?
Sure, Stacy - although I'm sure I'll have been defrocked for some immoral act by that point.
are you saying i'm never going to get married, or that i need to get married tomorrow?
I'm saying get married before... I'll say this weekend. I've got plans. Evil plans.
What do you think the origin of the phrase "fine feathered friends" is?
Stacy- I heart you for writing out that transcript because 1) I've done stuff like that before, and I know it takes hella' long, and 2) it was so freaking hilarious.
With the release of your next record, you guys should include a free Scamper Voltron(TM) action figure.
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