You know, I was thinking about it this morning and the show on Friday over at Brandeis (team mascot: the "Abuela Grandes" - that's Spanglish for "Large Grandmothers") is actually a really good opportunity for all you little scamps. Here's why:
- It's rare when we play that early on a Friday night.
- It's even rarer when you get to see us for free. That's right, I said free. We will, however, be asking the gentlemen to drop a sperm sample at the door to donate to needy lesbian couples. It is the holidays, after all.
- It's very likely your last chance to see Scamper in this the year of our Lord 2005, which is important because on December 31 at midnight, Nate turns into a very sexy pumpkin.
- I've heard Brandeis girls will do anything for that MRS degree (I know, I know - I'm opening myself up to more hate email, but I just can't resist. I've got to be me).
So there you go - four utterly compelling reasons to make it out to the Brandeis show. So be there, you little anonymous cybermonkeys.
Speaking of shows, big announcement: Scamper will once again be honored to share the stage with the lovely and amazing Kay Hanley at TT the Bear's Place on Thursday January 5. I'm not sure when tickets go on sale, but this puppy WILL sell out, so get 'em early and often.
- It's rare when we play that early on a Friday night.
- It's even rarer when you get to see us for free. That's right, I said free. We will, however, be asking the gentlemen to drop a sperm sample at the door to donate to needy lesbian couples. It is the holidays, after all.
- It's very likely your last chance to see Scamper in this the year of our Lord 2005, which is important because on December 31 at midnight, Nate turns into a very sexy pumpkin.
- I've heard Brandeis girls will do anything for that MRS degree (I know, I know - I'm opening myself up to more hate email, but I just can't resist. I've got to be me).
So there you go - four utterly compelling reasons to make it out to the Brandeis show. So be there, you little anonymous cybermonkeys.
Speaking of shows, big announcement: Scamper will once again be honored to share the stage with the lovely and amazing Kay Hanley at TT the Bear's Place on Thursday January 5. I'm not sure when tickets go on sale, but this puppy WILL sell out, so get 'em early and often.
8 Comments:
You know, for your journal's sake, it's better when you guys don't have any shows lined up, because then you turn into a show-promoting whore instead of talking about your usual stuff, like lusting after Mike's balls, which I personally find more entertaining.
Perhaps, then, we should rethink the direction of the band altogether.
It is all about the journal, after all.
You guys should break up. Then the journal would reign supreme.
What? I'm in a band?
Still an unmedicated jackass.
Unmedicated? You obviously haven't seen my medicine cabinet.
i just want to be clear that while i am anonymous, i'm not the same anonymous who is bringing hate on the brendo. Some of us anonymous's love brendo and we are tired of our lack of a name being sullied by one angry apple...
its easy to hate anonymously. It take courage to love anonymously. And condoms. It takes condoms.
I appreciate the love, other anonymous. Maybe we should all start wearing nametags.
"Hello, my name is...
UNMEDICATED JACKASS"
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