Okay, I've got another GRE question for you:
"It's a Monday morning. Brendan got 3 hours of sleep. Despite this fact, his job expects him to actually, you know, 'work.' How many chatty 'good mornings' and annoying non-stop phone calls does it take before Brendan puts his forehead through the cubicle wall?"
Any good guesses?
"It's a Monday morning. Brendan got 3 hours of sleep. Despite this fact, his job expects him to actually, you know, 'work.' How many chatty 'good mornings' and annoying non-stop phone calls does it take before Brendan puts his forehead through the cubicle wall?"
Any good guesses?
6 Comments:
C.) one (1), but it would need to be from either a born-again Christian, or a panicked Pacific Rim student with a shallow grasp of how prepositions function in a sentence. Oh, or a humorless nineteen year old blonde from Wellesley.
its a pretty big forehead so I think one would do the job.
Vin, good guess - the answer is actually D) Brendan has already cut his own head off with a pair of safety scissors.
And Anonymous - the question was how many phone calls, NOT how many headbutts. Poor showing, Anonymous. Poor. Showing.
do the following of my favorite daily phonecalls call anyone else at work?
1. Hello, I'm calling from express consolidation...(recording)
2. Hey this is mmummble from the copier company - can you just read me that serial number on the copier?
3. collect call from the thailand prison for young lady-boy prostitutes, will you accept the charges?
i'll tell ya - between scam artists, recordings and former service providers i get tired man. damn tired.
Speaking of lady-boy prostitutes, did anyone else see the Dateline NBC thing where they lured online predators to the house where a guy interviewed them? It was fucking hilarious.
no, but did you see bai ling on "but can they sing?"
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