It's Christmas time! Time for some Scamper-related Christmas carols! Gather the kids around the yule log and sing along!
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls,
They are really huge!
If you don't love Mikey's Balls,
You're a big old Scrooge!
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls
Oh, how big they are!
You can sail your sleigh by them,
They shine like a Christmas star!
Dashing through Mike's pubes,
Right past Mikey's shaft,
There haven't been some balls this big
Since William Howard Taft!
Mike's balls are made of snow
And tasty candy canes,
What fun it is to find out just what
Mike's scrotum contains!
Oh, Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls
They are big and bold
They generate a glowing heat
And keep us from the cold.
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls,
They will save us all!
Santa wishes that his nuts
Could be half as enthrall... ing.
Yeah, I know - not that funny. I'll think twice before I make promises of original Christmas songs again. Just wait and see what I come up with for Keith's song tomorrow! Maybe!
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls,
They are really huge!
If you don't love Mikey's Balls,
You're a big old Scrooge!
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls
Oh, how big they are!
You can sail your sleigh by them,
They shine like a Christmas star!
Dashing through Mike's pubes,
Right past Mikey's shaft,
There haven't been some balls this big
Since William Howard Taft!
Mike's balls are made of snow
And tasty candy canes,
What fun it is to find out just what
Mike's scrotum contains!
Oh, Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls
They are big and bold
They generate a glowing heat
And keep us from the cold.
Mikey's Balls, Mikey's Balls,
They will save us all!
Santa wishes that his nuts
Could be half as enthrall... ing.
Yeah, I know - not that funny. I'll think twice before I make promises of original Christmas songs again. Just wait and see what I come up with for Keith's song tomorrow! Maybe!
9 Comments:
Sweet Jesus.
I think someone has WAY too much time on his hands.
Can you work Chester A. Arthur into your next carol, please.
You're telling me.
You ever have those moments in your life when for a brief moment, you question everything you are, everything you believe?
Tell me you wouldn't have questions about yourself when you're looking through a rhyming dictionary because you're writing a Christmas carol about your drummer's balls.
There are few words more off-putting than "scrotum".
Although "sac" is kinda bogus...
The plural is scroti, I believe. As in "Why are Keith and Nate staring at each other's scroti like that?"
Love the song! I wonder what Keith's part would inspire you to a similar greatness.
whether you are unnaturally obsessed with mikes mangrapes or not, I can promise you that the mirabella family christmas will be remembered for something more than muttering over the timing of cooking spaghetti this year, when i hand each family member a photocopy of this ditty and lead a rousing chorus!!! thanks!
I love that the Mirabellas have spaghetti for Christmas. I mean, of course they do.
Glad I could help.
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