Here we go! It's time for Scamper Christmas carol number two! Try not to throw up in your mouth too much!
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh, you better watch out,
You better really try,
You better not be late,
Or he'll poke you in the eye -
Santa Keith is coming to town.
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's checking it a third time,
And then double checking against his master "list of lists" -
Santa Keith is coming to town.
He schedules when you're sleeping,
He schedules when you pee,
He says that he's just organized,
But it's really OCD.
Oh, you better not eat,
That sandwich Keith labeled,
I really think that boy
Is a little unstable -
Santa Keith is coming to toooooooooooooown!
Eesh. This abortion of a concept will mercifully end tomorrow with the Nate song. Why do I have such freakish commitment to a bit that's clearly not working? The Christmas spirit can make a man do terrible, terrible things.
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh, you better watch out,
You better really try,
You better not be late,
Or he'll poke you in the eye -
Santa Keith is coming to town.
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's checking it a third time,
And then double checking against his master "list of lists" -
Santa Keith is coming to town.
He schedules when you're sleeping,
He schedules when you pee,
He says that he's just organized,
But it's really OCD.
Oh, you better not eat,
That sandwich Keith labeled,
I really think that boy
Is a little unstable -
Santa Keith is coming to toooooooooooooown!
Eesh. This abortion of a concept will mercifully end tomorrow with the Nate song. Why do I have such freakish commitment to a bit that's clearly not working? The Christmas spirit can make a man do terrible, terrible things.
10 Comments:
I don't even personally know Keith, but now I feel like I do. Well done.
I wish Keith would make me a sandwich.
This is sheer genius! ROFL
that is priceless!
those sandwiches are STILL coming back to haunt him.
hahaha.
good job, mister!
Look, jerk:
1. Website traffic has been down an average of 3.7% per week ever since we started putting skinny pictures of you up on the site, so I hold you personally responsible.
2. You were hired to expand our presence in the Boston medical community as part of our "Scamper Cures Disease" publicity campaign of '04-'05. So far I've seen no evidence of your help in this area. I don't think other people think we cure diseases at all.
3. Fa!
4. We're going to write a Christmas song about you and call it "Brendo Got Run Over By His Own Inane Commentary".
Peace be with you in the New Year.
That's nothing compared to the reaction I'm predicting from Nate tomorrow.
That's nothing compared to the reaction I'm predicting from Nate tomorrow.
Eyeliner? Teenage girls? Hairy chest?
So much raw material!
These should definitely go to the Hall of Fame. Looking forward to tomorrow's song!
Hi,
I googled the phrase "try to stump me" and required the word "Movie" to appear in the response. One of your entries, of Feb. 15, 2005 turned up.
I'm trying to find out from which movie there was a street scene in the Pioneer Square neighborhood of Seattle where a large African American man was playing saxophone at or near a newsstand.
You mentioned not "using the internet to cheat"... and I can't figure out just how to use the internet to identify the movie.
Have you any helpful hints to offer?
Thanks to anyone who responds.
Hmmm... large African-American man playing a saxophone in Seattle...
If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say - "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What do I win?
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