Good morning, my little snow bunnies. Weather like this makes me want to hang out by the crackling fire at some overpriced ski chalet with Jack Tripper and his buddy Larry Appleton, sipping overpriced cinammon apple cider and having hilarious misunderstandings and comedies of errors ending with the line "White powder? I thought you said white power!" and then throwing our heads back in uproarious laughter, pausing just enough for the words "Executive Producer: Peter Engels" to scroll across the screen. Yes, I'd say it's just that sort of morning.
But as tempting as it is to bask in my twisted escapist 80's TV-fueled fantasy world, actual reality in Scamperworld these days is so great that it almost makes you want to stay sober. Almost. It turns out that, contrary to the scientific study done by Nerd Science Quarterly last year, Scamper is officially Not Lame. Not Lame Recordings is a very cool company that specializes in connecting bands like us with the kind of people who would really dig bands like us. So we're psyched to be a part of the lineup over there.
And of course there's the big show coming up on Wednesday with handsome wunderkind Will Dailey over at the Paradise Lounge. From what I hear from the ladies and the homosexual gentlemen, Will is quite the tasty snack of eye candy - he was actually named one of Boston's most eligible bachelors last year in the Globe or something. I personally think he's got nothing on our Nate, who has been proven to be such a sexy beast that he is actually in the process of growing a grotesque beard to keep the ladies away. Watch the hunks battle it out on Wednesday!
But as tempting as it is to bask in my twisted escapist 80's TV-fueled fantasy world, actual reality in Scamperworld these days is so great that it almost makes you want to stay sober. Almost. It turns out that, contrary to the scientific study done by Nerd Science Quarterly last year, Scamper is officially Not Lame. Not Lame Recordings is a very cool company that specializes in connecting bands like us with the kind of people who would really dig bands like us. So we're psyched to be a part of the lineup over there.
And of course there's the big show coming up on Wednesday with handsome wunderkind Will Dailey over at the Paradise Lounge. From what I hear from the ladies and the homosexual gentlemen, Will is quite the tasty snack of eye candy - he was actually named one of Boston's most eligible bachelors last year in the Globe or something. I personally think he's got nothing on our Nate, who has been proven to be such a sexy beast that he is actually in the process of growing a grotesque beard to keep the ladies away. Watch the hunks battle it out on Wednesday!






6 Comments:
If you proclaim yourself "not lame", does this not make you lame by proxy?
just askin...
Actually, Not Lame declared us not lame. I still think we're pretty lame.
My beard is awesome.
Larry's last name was Dallas...you bastard.
SCORE! Not lame! Yee haw....
...and stuff.
"Larry's last name was Dallas...you bastard."
That was the joke, man. Come on, Hogg - you honestly think I didn't know that? Grow up.
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