3... 2... 1... Happy New... too late? Damn it! I miss everything!
I hope everyone had a happy and fruitful New Year's Eve, fraught with sloppily kissing a moderately attractive stranger, followed by your third strike DUI. I'm sure 2006 will work out better for you, champ.
Scamper, on the other hand, is kicking off 2006 in Big Time Hollywood Style with a show at TT the Bear's with Kay Hanley THIS THURSDAY! Like, two days from now! Can you believe it? I know I can't - the four members of Scamper haven't even been in the same room together since December 2, 2005. I wonder if we'll be rusty? I wonder if we'll be able to recapture that elusive rock chemistry after a month off? Are the rumors about Mike's off-season cosmetic surgery true? So many questions.
Just to be clear - this show on Thursday WILL sell out. Kay comes back to town once a year or so and it's always a hot ticket. If you get your tickets in the next couple of days, you should be okay. But you can't say I didn't warn you - I don't want to get your desperate phone call on Thursday night saying, "Brendan, I want to go to the show so bad, but I waited until the last minute. Please let me in - I'm totally willing to partake in the most depraved of intimate acts with you." Sorry, Uncle Bob. No dice.
What's that? Can't wait for the split CD we're releasing with Kay on Thursday? Then get your PayPal out of your wallet, kiddies. Get this - it's already available! Right. Hnyaw!
I hope everyone had a happy and fruitful New Year's Eve, fraught with sloppily kissing a moderately attractive stranger, followed by your third strike DUI. I'm sure 2006 will work out better for you, champ.
Scamper, on the other hand, is kicking off 2006 in Big Time Hollywood Style with a show at TT the Bear's with Kay Hanley THIS THURSDAY! Like, two days from now! Can you believe it? I know I can't - the four members of Scamper haven't even been in the same room together since December 2, 2005. I wonder if we'll be rusty? I wonder if we'll be able to recapture that elusive rock chemistry after a month off? Are the rumors about Mike's off-season cosmetic surgery true? So many questions.
Just to be clear - this show on Thursday WILL sell out. Kay comes back to town once a year or so and it's always a hot ticket. If you get your tickets in the next couple of days, you should be okay. But you can't say I didn't warn you - I don't want to get your desperate phone call on Thursday night saying, "Brendan, I want to go to the show so bad, but I waited until the last minute. Please let me in - I'm totally willing to partake in the most depraved of intimate acts with you." Sorry, Uncle Bob. No dice.
What's that? Can't wait for the split CD we're releasing with Kay on Thursday? Then get your PayPal out of your wallet, kiddies. Get this - it's already available! Right. Hnyaw!
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