Continuing the story of the Sears family photo shoot...
After we take a few ridiculous photos, the young lady in charge of the Sears photo department says, "Okay, how about we do some tummy shots?" Naturally, she piqued our human curiosity. What, per se, are these tummy shots of which she was speaking? She explains: "Well, a couple of you lie down on your stomachs and the other two sort of sit on top of them." The members of Scamper consider this for a moment, look at each other and proceed to laugh hysterically for 45 straight minutes.
After we collect ourselves and dry our eyes from the tears, we say thanks-but-no-thanks to the tummy shots. "Actually, they're sort of required," she asks.
"Well, that's okay," we answer, "We don't really need any tummy shots."
"No, you don't understand," she continues, "I have to take them."
"Even if we don't want them?"
"That's right."
"You're forcing us to take tummy shots."
"Pretty much."
All of a sudden, we felt like teenagers on an amateur porn set. The pressure! I'm not sure what the consequences of refusing to take the tummy shots would be, but I'm pretty sure it involved a Kenmore and our nutsacks.
Not ones to rock the proverbial boat at Sears, Scamper subjected ourselves to the infamous tummy shots, which of course turned out to be the most hilarious and ridiculous thing we've ever done in the entire history of this hilariously ridiculous band.
So Scamper hereby presents to you: the tummy shot. Warning - the photo I'm about to show you is VERY disturbing. If we took a photo of us sucking each other's dicks, it wouldn't be NEARLY as gay a photo as you're about to witness. Continue at your own risk. I'm not even kidding about that...
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.... and I present to you: the tummy shot.
After we take a few ridiculous photos, the young lady in charge of the Sears photo department says, "Okay, how about we do some tummy shots?" Naturally, she piqued our human curiosity. What, per se, are these tummy shots of which she was speaking? She explains: "Well, a couple of you lie down on your stomachs and the other two sort of sit on top of them." The members of Scamper consider this for a moment, look at each other and proceed to laugh hysterically for 45 straight minutes.
After we collect ourselves and dry our eyes from the tears, we say thanks-but-no-thanks to the tummy shots. "Actually, they're sort of required," she asks.
"Well, that's okay," we answer, "We don't really need any tummy shots."
"No, you don't understand," she continues, "I have to take them."
"Even if we don't want them?"
"That's right."
"You're forcing us to take tummy shots."
"Pretty much."
All of a sudden, we felt like teenagers on an amateur porn set. The pressure! I'm not sure what the consequences of refusing to take the tummy shots would be, but I'm pretty sure it involved a Kenmore and our nutsacks.
Not ones to rock the proverbial boat at Sears, Scamper subjected ourselves to the infamous tummy shots, which of course turned out to be the most hilarious and ridiculous thing we've ever done in the entire history of this hilariously ridiculous band.
So Scamper hereby presents to you: the tummy shot. Warning - the photo I'm about to show you is VERY disturbing. If we took a photo of us sucking each other's dicks, it wouldn't be NEARLY as gay a photo as you're about to witness. Continue at your own risk. I'm not even kidding about that...
....
....
.... and I present to you: the tummy shot.
8 Comments:
I thought I knew what gay was. I was wrong.
That may be the first picture I've ever seen of Mike smiling, fake or not.
Mike's smile is very real - you can't see where Nate's left hand is.
i think i just peed my pants.
My eyes! Oh god my eyes!
No but seriously folks - that's a really cute photo.
Really, really cute.
Sigh...if only you guys weren't so very very gay...
Now THAT is a funny, funny thing.
The best quote so far has been (from Vinny Shit on the Face): "What is with that suit? You could have been fucking a dog in that picture and the first thing I would have noticed was the suit."
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