It's the Ides of March, Romans. Be-frickin-ware. Last night, Scamper celebrated the Ides by stabbing Keith forty-four times on the Senate floor. We're real history buffs in Scamptown, USA. We'll be auditioning new singers next week - bleeders need not apply (Keith died very quickly. It was quite disappointing).
I should be charged with criminal internet neglect for not pointing you to this bit of business from our friend/twisted genius Henry from the band Aloud. Words can't describe it, but make sure your speakers are on when you play it. Don't worry - it's completely worksafe. In fact, studies have shown that watching Henry's little thingy will increase production at your company by 34%. So watch Henry's little thingy.
Speaking of little thingies, my first public appearance in a kilt since the Great Galway Bagpipe Disaster of 1997 is happening tomorrow night at the Middle East Upstairs, as I fulfill my podcast obligations by dressing as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Also appearing on the card? The Luxury (who I hear will be dressing as the Killer Bees), Sad Marvin (appearing as Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter) and "Captain Lou" Reverse.
This should be a really good show, for shizzy. So are you coming or not? WTF?
I should be charged with criminal internet neglect for not pointing you to this bit of business from our friend/twisted genius Henry from the band Aloud. Words can't describe it, but make sure your speakers are on when you play it. Don't worry - it's completely worksafe. In fact, studies have shown that watching Henry's little thingy will increase production at your company by 34%. So watch Henry's little thingy.
Speaking of little thingies, my first public appearance in a kilt since the Great Galway Bagpipe Disaster of 1997 is happening tomorrow night at the Middle East Upstairs, as I fulfill my podcast obligations by dressing as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Also appearing on the card? The Luxury (who I hear will be dressing as the Killer Bees), Sad Marvin (appearing as Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter) and "Captain Lou" Reverse.
This should be a really good show, for shizzy. So are you coming or not? WTF?
7 Comments:
That was hawt.
But, apparently someone at some point felt an a capella version of the Growing Pains theme was needed. Whohywat??
This is true.
In fact, had I a big thingie to watch productivity would actually decrease by 127%.
It's the little things that make me laugh and cry at the same time. Friggin great.
Reminds me the joke about the laughing/crying horse.
i don't want to know anything about henry's thingie.
i'm just sayin.
now, the scamper pains "very special episode"...THAT is good stuff.
Reminds me the joke about the laughing/crying horse.
So are you going to tell us the joke or not, jerkus?
I was going to leave it to everyone's imagination.
"That joke about the horse" sounds ten times funnier than anything I could ever possibly say. Though I could follow it up with a dead baby joke......
Decisions, decisions...
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