In the history of this proud institution known as Scamper, we have accomplished a great many things of which we are quite proud. We've been lucky enough to open for some of our rock heroes, play to sold out clubs and have our songs spun all over the world. Heck, we're even playing the WBCN Rock and Roll Rumble on Monday night April 3 at the Middle East Upstairs (tix available hnyaw).
But not until early this morning when I received a bit of news in my email box did I really feel like we made it. Scamper has arrived.
Gay men are having sex to our music.
I mean, I guess I always sort of assumed gay guys were porking to Scamper tunes on a nightly basis, but that probably has more to do with my sick imagination than anything else. Hey hey - don't judge me. You trying looking across the stage at the bespectacled haunting eyes of Mr. Nate Rogers every night. Even the most staunchly heterosexual males among us would have to field at least a few inner questions.
But this morning, my suspicions were proven to be correct as "Sophie" was played on the Gay Porn Talk podcast. Note: I'm not sure if this link is safe for work. I clicked on the link for a second... and then realized I was at work and quickly closed the window. Luckily, my IT people will find "www.gayporntalk.com" in my browser history. So that's good news for me.
"But Brendo," you may be saying, "just because your music was featured on a podcast about gay porn doesn't mean that gay guys are actually fucking to it. Why do you have to make such assumtions, Assumey Johnson?" Well, I'll tell you why, Doubty Magee - the description of the show actually reads:
I am one of the hosts of our show and I do a weekly segment on Music to Fuck to (MTFT) where we try to feature indie bands that our listeners might not have heard of.
Scamper is officially MTFT in the gay community. Tremendous. You know, sometimes - life is a gift. It's just a gift that keeps on giving.
If you think about it, this is the next logical step for our careers. And we're really going for it. Next summer, we're touring P-Town, Fire Island, etc. And keep an eye out on the internet for our leaked Wycked Sceptre-style party tape (look it up).
But not until early this morning when I received a bit of news in my email box did I really feel like we made it. Scamper has arrived.
Gay men are having sex to our music.
I mean, I guess I always sort of assumed gay guys were porking to Scamper tunes on a nightly basis, but that probably has more to do with my sick imagination than anything else. Hey hey - don't judge me. You trying looking across the stage at the bespectacled haunting eyes of Mr. Nate Rogers every night. Even the most staunchly heterosexual males among us would have to field at least a few inner questions.
But this morning, my suspicions were proven to be correct as "Sophie" was played on the Gay Porn Talk podcast. Note: I'm not sure if this link is safe for work. I clicked on the link for a second... and then realized I was at work and quickly closed the window. Luckily, my IT people will find "www.gayporntalk.com" in my browser history. So that's good news for me.
"But Brendo," you may be saying, "just because your music was featured on a podcast about gay porn doesn't mean that gay guys are actually fucking to it. Why do you have to make such assumtions, Assumey Johnson?" Well, I'll tell you why, Doubty Magee - the description of the show actually reads:
I am one of the hosts of our show and I do a weekly segment on Music to Fuck to (MTFT) where we try to feature indie bands that our listeners might not have heard of.
Scamper is officially MTFT in the gay community. Tremendous. You know, sometimes - life is a gift. It's just a gift that keeps on giving.
If you think about it, this is the next logical step for our careers. And we're really going for it. Next summer, we're touring P-Town, Fire Island, etc. And keep an eye out on the internet for our leaked Wycked Sceptre-style party tape (look it up).
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And here I thought your music had no sex in it.
priceless, simply priceless.
priceless, simply priceless.
It was like Jebus himself reached into my sick little brain and found the thing that would make me the absolute happiest and gave it to me. Just unreal.
to make all of your wildest dreams come true...
vh1 is FINALLY airing the "Flavor of Love" Reunion Special this sunday at 8pm.
i. can't. wait.
"Dude! Show me your weenis!!"
With all of the gay sex happening on stage, it makes perfect sense that there is a little gay sex happening in the audience.
"Dude! Show me your weenis!!"
I knew Henry wouldn't let me down with my Wycked Sceptre reference.
With all of the gay sex happening on stage, it makes perfect sense that there is a little gay sex happening in the audience.
It was really only a matter of time.
Anonymous said...
With all of the gay sex happening on stage, it makes perfect sense that there is a little gay sex happening in the audience.
Smells like Noise Board.
I knew Henry wouldn't let me down with my Wycked Sceptre reference.
Close call, too. I'd never seen Mr. Show at all until last month.
"Okay, I'm going to take out your tape, and bring out a gay sex tape instead..."
Keith and I have been having gay sex to Scamper music all along. It only makes sense that the rest of the world is finally catching on.
I'm pretty sure I've never fucked to Scamper music.
Y'know, just in case you were curious.
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